Summer's Shenanigans

Can anyone tell me why the hell I am under investigation by a private investigator?!?? And, not just any private investigator, he could very well be the worst PI I've ever known. This all started about 2 weeks ago when I went to the post office with my dog. When I returned 45 minutes later, my neighbor told me that some guy walked into my house and snooped around while I was gone. WHAT?! Okay, that's kind of weird, since nothing was stolen (and there was $400 in cash sitting on the shelf). My neighbor gave me a description of the car (older model grey Jeep Cherokee) and said it was a Texas license plate. Well, low and behold, guess who I saw parked across my street at 2am this morning? I stood on my porch staring at the guy until he drove off. Since I wanted to have a little word with the guy, I jumped in my car and followed him. Realizing that I was in my pajamas, I decided that it might be a bad idea to try and stop this guy at 2am, by myself, so instead I wrote down his license plate number: Texas plate # ZXL 38K.

This morning I had a friend run the plate and it came up as "Confidental", which means the plate belongs to a cop or a PI. I tried to think about why I would be under investigation and the only thing I could come up with is that the cops may think that I am a drug manufacturer/dealer, because of my lifestyle. It probably appears that I have no job (since I work from home), I only leave my house once a day carrying a full backpack (product I have to mail at the post office, not drugs for distribution!), I have a big ass dog, I am the only white girl living in my neighborhood, I drive one of the nicest cars in my neighborhood (which isn't saying much since I live in the barrio) and I stay up until 4am with my front door wide open.

Hey, what can I say, I'M A WORKAHOLIC, NOT A DRUG DEALER!!

So, I took a stroll over to the Police Station and basically asked them what was going on. They denied that this guy is a cop (which they would do if he was a cop or not), but did run the plate and confirmed that it is a confidental plate. So, why the HELL would I be under investigation??! So, I'm going to flip the script and track down this PI to see what the hell is going on. If he is indeed from Texas, he would be staying in a motel close by, and there arn't that many around. If I don't come back, you'll all know who kidnapped me ;).