Stupid Email of the Day
Since I answer the customer service emails on my websites, I get some silly and sometimes downright stupid emails from people...Here is one I received today from my Hustler lingerie website:
"My paypal status says the transfer will clear on 20th. If it takes 5 days for me to receive it, how do you garantee that I can wear it for holloween? Can I cancel that payment and pay by credit card? If I knew this, I would never ordered from your site. I need an answer."
Okay, lets do the math on this one. If a Halloween costume ships on the 20th and it takes up to 5 days to arrive, that would mean that your costume would arrive no later then...carry the 2, divided by pi, cross multiple the square root....THE 25th of OCTOBER! That still gives you 6 days until Halloween (unless I missed the news flash that Halloween has been moved to October 24th)! Hurray for math!
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 2:06 PM
2 Shenanigans:
That's awesome, did you write that same e-mail back to her, or just direct her to your blog?
No, I was overly nice, like usual...;). I really wanted to say "WTF?!" but I regained my composure in time to write a lovely customer service email. That's why I have to vent on my blog...hehe
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