Summer's Shenanigans

I have found the fail-proof diet...Being too busy to eat!! Due to my work-a-holic tendencies, I lost 7lbs in October (uh oh, I hope my mom doesn't read this), so I'm currently weighting in at 113lbs of pure viciousness! That would be fine and dandy if I was a model and liked to just lay around and look pretty, but I'm more into kicking ass and disregarding names...SOOOO, I'm on a mission to gain 5lbs by the time I leave for Costa Rica (December 10th). Because, in order to kick ass surfing, I need a little more muscle/weight behind me. Especially when surfing bigger waves. So, here I am checking in at 113...5lbs to go!

Okay, so my BF is out of town, so I thought that this would be a good time to catch up on some good sleep. Since he wakes up at 8am every morning, I, obviously am also woken up by the alarm clock so I don't get that good deep rested sleep since I go to bed at 4am. I had to take him to the airport so I got up at 7am and I didn't even sleep a wink that night so I was REALLY tired all day. I figured that instead of taking a nap, I would stay up until 2am and then get some REALLY GOOD SLEEP!! Fast forward to the next morning...7am...I am awoken by the LOUDEST chainsaws and wood chippers (I think that's what it was, but my eyes were too bleary to really see anything). Let me just point out that I am a heavy sleeper, but this ruckus was SO loud and went on until 9am. It sounded like they were cutting down trees and sticking the ENTIRE thing into a jumbo wood chipper!! I was peeking out my bedroom window thinking, "I have a clear shot, where the hell is a sniper rifle when you need one..."

Good lord...Why do people do silly things like get ridiculous boob jobs?! Here is Tara Reid before and after her ugly boob job:

Perhaps it's just me, but I think she look 1000% better before. And, by the way, that is a real picture of Tara's new boob falling out of her dress at P Diddy's recent birthday bash. Classy.

Everytime I read the following site about Winn and Sims Law Firm:

http://www.winn-and-sims.com

It just keeps getting better. What a bunch of morons! Apparently any ol' jerkoff can get a law degree nowadays...

I went grocery shopping today and they were all out of my favorite meal, fresh Thresher shark. They had mako shark, so I bought that instead and, DAMN, are makos tasty! As much as I like to eat Thresher shark, I started feeling bad about eating them after I saw some footage of a thresher...They are too damn cute and friendly looking! Look:



See?! Don't they look friendly? Maybe I'm just weird about animals...Any how, on the other hand, Mako sharks are known man-eaters and have attacked many surfers.



See? Not so friendly looking and definately NOT something I want to see when I'm out surfing.

This reminds me of a story I saw in the paper a couple years back...A diver was spear fishing around the kelp patties off of Coronado and was surfacing. He looked behind him and saw a mako shark charging him, full speed & jaws open. Luckly the guy had the presence of mind to lower his spear gun and fired one shot through the gills, killing the shark instantly. I would of died of a freakin' heart attack.

So, if you hear about a blonde chick in San Diego (or Costa Rica in December) that was attacked by a Mako shark, that would be me, reaping the benfits of karma for eating some angry Mako's mommy.

Just follow around a DHL delivery truck... ;) ...

So, I just returned from Las Vegas to find my new $1800 iMac had been delivered and was SITTING ON MY PORCH while I was gone. And, it was *not* in a nondescript box. It was in the original Mac packaging that has the life-size picture of the computer on the box! Rad. Even I would think about stealing if I saw a brand new iMac kickin' it in someones yard for a couple of days (although I would not actually do it, I know plenty of people that would). I'm glad that my iMac was still here when I returned because it KICKS ASS!!!!