Hey, get off my blog!!
So, I've recently been alerted to the fact that people actually read my blog. Now, that is all rainbows and unicorns, but if you are going to get all pissy and start rumors about it, just don't bother reading it. This blog is my personal thoughts and I can have a full on bitchfest here if I'd like, thank you very much. I suppose some people just can't deal with the truth? The same thing is currently happening to The Hot Librarian. Which sucks because her blog is hilarious and now she has to edit it all to keep her ex from blackmailing her. One thing that I was struggling with is that if you Google my name, this blog comes up number one. Do I really want anyone looking for me on the internet to find this blog? So, I really thought about it and decided on the following resolution:
Within the last few days the phone has been aringin':
Summer: "Hello?"
Ex Boyfriend: "What the hell are you doing writing all of that stuff about me on your blog"
Summer: "What do you mean, what am I doing? It's all true. It's not like I'm spreading rumors about you and it's not like anyone that reads my blog knows who you are"
Ex Boyfriend: "You wrote that I'm all high school and stuff...blah blah blah (this is where my eyes glazed over and I stopped listening)..."
Summer: *click* <----That was the phone being hung up on Ex Boyfriend.
That was all in regards to this post. I didn't even say anything really bad, so freakin' calm the F down...
Summer: "Hello?"
Ex Boyfriend: "Your putting out a personal ad on the internet?!?!"
Summer: "So you've been reading my blog?"
Ex Boyfriend: "No, but Karl reads your blog and he just called me to tell me that your putting out a personal ad?"
Summer: "So, you're telling me that Karl, your business partner, reads my blog?"
Ex Boyfriend: "Yeah and he read what you posted about Adonia, too"
Summer: "Why the f*$^ would Karl be reading my blog?"
Ex Boyfriend: "I don't know he just does. Why are you putting out a personal ad on the internet??!!!"
Summer: "This is not something that I need to be discussing with you. Bye bye."
That one was about this post.
I also am fortunate enough to get voice mail messages about my blog...This one was while I was on a snowboarding trip for the weekend:
Cory: "Dude, NICE website, I can't believe you even posted pictures of all those guys." *click*
Again, in reference to this post.
So, there you have it. Here is my blog for all to see. Hi Karl, Hi Erik, Hi Cory, Hello everyone else. Don't call me, I'll call you...
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 2:57 AM
6 Shenanigans:
Oooh! ex's and personal blogs just *do not* mix!! My suggestion, tell him: "hey you left this place and now I have to pay RENT for the full apartment -- all I'm trying to do is to try and increase revenue by increasing readership from my site thru exploiting your selfishness! You have a problem with that? Then PAY half the rent! Go on, bitch, sue me, but we got this place together, you are no longer paying "maintenance" of this establishment, so I have to get compensation, allemony -- somehow -- coz you just upped and walked.
"As for my personal ad? Why not? I am loser free, I need to get laid so yes, even if your MOM reads my blog, it's going up there! Cool isn't it? I'll even post all the pics of all the men I date -- HAHA.
"Oh, and have a nice day."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Yes, must admit, I had a few suggestions for the hot librarian, poor girl. Me, I couldn't give a monkey's arse who reads my blog, coz you see, chances are that I am *their* boss? See? Take a sledge hammer, break that glass ceiling and say: "listen, my balls are bigger than yours, so you better listen to me. I am the Alpha (Fe)Male around here, OK? Anyone have a problem with that? Good.Your jobs and your balls are in my hands now, so bow down and kiss my Prada shoes! Now first things first, we have to get this action plan going for the new project.... HEY, are you listening to me? Told you, I'm going to be busting your balls over this project, coz I have PMS today, K?"
(well, I'm not that bad... honest!)
and yes, I too come up #1 if you search for the drunken wench rambler... but I just couldnt be aaaaaarsed!
Wow, the dude left YOU, so why is he carrying on about YOUR personal ads..etc!? You're free now to date whomever and to do whatever.
I guess he still wants you!
Summer, your blogs are always freakin' entertaining! I get a good laugh at stuff like this "Don't call me, I'll call you..."
ROTF!
he's upset that others are able to read how quickly you're moving on and it makes him feel like he ain't shit ;)
I would be soooooo freakin' pissed if one of my Xs started writing about me in a blog. I think that is why I find it so funny... It's not me.
Hopefully I'll be able to avoid this fickle finger of fate!
"...and then there was this one time that I was dating this guy, ThinkBling, but I had to break up with him because I caught him picking his nose..."
(Editors Note: The above statement may or may not be true...)
Hey Drunken Wench, guess who comes up number 5&6 for a search for "Drunken Wench"...;)
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