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Monday, January 10, 2005

Let's talk panties...

Okay, now for some reason panties are a popular subject for guys to want to discuss. Whenever I'm ask what my preference is people can not fathom that I actually prefer to wear thong underwear every single day and night (even when I sleep). I just find thongs way more comfortable then other types of underwear. I just figure that hey, it's going to end up there anyways, it might as well start there, right? Plus, thong underwear are made of less fabric, therefore, less fabric is bunching up back there while your running to catch a taxi, fleeing the police or walking old ladies across the street. Visible panty lines are a pet peeve of mine too (I can't STAND panty lines, but that's a whole different bloggin subject...). Any how, back to the subject. Panties. Also, it seems that many people are confused about just what exactly differentiates a thong from a g-string from a boyshort, etc. SO, here are the 6 basic panty styles:

boyshorts
Boyshorts are full coverage underwear with a tiny bit of a short leg.

underwear
Granny panties (for lack of a better word) are full coverage underwear.

booty shorts
Bootie shorts are cut higher in the back so your bootie hangs out.

brazilian panties
Brazilian panties are cut very narrow in the back and they always end up, well, up your ass...

thong panties
Thong panties have a narrow strip of fabric with a bit of a triangle shape.

gstring panties
G-string panties are the smallest in the back and are basically just a string.


So, this concludes our lingerie lesson of the day. Now, go shop at my website HustlerPanties.com. I've got bills to pay ;)!

8 Shenanigans:

At 1/11/2005 3:32 AM, Blogger The Barber had the nerve to say...

Musta died and gone to heaven I tell you! A beautiful and gorgeous young woman giving panty lessons; what more does a man need at this time of day?

And, I must admit; that's cleared up a few misunderstandings too.

Love your panties girl!

 
At 1/11/2005 11:14 AM, Blogger robinq had the nerve to say...

Maybe that is too much information for an old person for me. BUT......(or should I say BUTT) I wish I could sneak a camera into the gym locker room to show you people that should be handed citations for wearing non-full-coverage panties. I have seen butts that are scarier than a horror movie wearing many of the panties you have described. Could you please require butt inspections and certification before selling to folks you don't know as they may go to my gym.

 
At 1/18/2005 9:48 PM, Blogger Colleen had the nerve to say...

It's always fun looking at a few cute bums! lol. Thanks for the lesson Summer!

 
At 1/21/2005 9:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous had the nerve to say...

hawt!

 
At 1/28/2005 11:50 PM, Blogger Vicious Summer had the nerve to say...

Robinq, You little voyeur you! What are you doing checking out butts in the locker room!? Well, you do have to give them credit for at least being in the gym and attempting to get the ol booty into shape, but alas, you are right, all panties from HustlerPanties.com will be shipped with some sort of nondisclosure agreement from now on...

 
At 6/25/2007 5:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous had the nerve to say...

Personally, I still prefer the full (or 'granny panties'), the string or thong offer TMI and most of the guys I know refer to them as "butt floss".
Thanks for your site, it brings a lot of pleasure to many of us.
wolf

 
At 6/25/2007 10:28 PM, Blogger Vicious Summer had the nerve to say...

Wolf - There's nothing wrong with "granny panties", they can actually be cute on the right butt (preferably not my grandma's). I occassionally wear them to bed as well, but I find them too big and bunchie to wear under clothes.

 
At 8/31/2007 8:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous had the nerve to say...

Hey, speaking of locker rooms.

My girlfriend claims that most of the women at her gym like to walk around totally nude in the women's locker room.

Do you think she's telling the truth, or just trying to turn me on???

Do women or girls really strut around nude in the locker room???

Jim

 

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