Summer's Shenanigans

Ever had food poisoning before? Well, if you've never had the pleasure, eat at a sushi joint that has a 100% Mexican staff...So 8 hours after I ate at Hana Sushi in Oceanside, California, I started to feel really dizzy. I layed down on the couch and called my mom to tell her that if she doesn't hear from me in an hour, I'm dead and she should come and remove the body before I ruin stuff. Shortly thereafter I run to the bathroom and say goodbye to my breakfast which was mint chocolate chip ice cream (oh come on, like you've never had ice cream for breakfast before!). Throwing up has to be the worst feeling ever, but I felt so much better after so I went about my business until 45 minutes later when I start to get dizzy again...This time I end up dry heaving because I have nothing left in my tummy but it makes me feel better and I realize that I'm freaking starving! Mmmmmmmm, cereal time! So I eat two bowls of cereal and 10 minutes later I'm not feeling so hot. No, actually I'm feeling really hot, then really cold, then really dizzy...This time I decide to mix it up and run out to the front yard (throwing up in a toilet is gross!)! BLAAAHHHHHHHHKKKKKKK <-----(that's what I sound like when I'm tossing my cookies...not pretty). Hmmmm, okay that's kinda weird but I feel SO much better and I'm really really hungry now that I've lost my 2nd breakfast. *Rummaging through the cupboards* "Yum! Popcorn!" So I pop that baby into the microwave and eat the entire 3 serving bag in no time flat. Right as I'm finishing up...hot, cold, dizzy, hot, dizzy, hot, cold, hot. Uh oh, out the front door into the front yard...BLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKK. ACK! There is popcorn in my sinuses! WTF?! OWWWW!

*ring ring*

Summer - "Mom, I'm dying"
Mommy - "What's going on"
Summer - "I just threw up popcorn in my front yard and I have popcorn in my sinuses"
Mommy - "Summer! Don't throw up in the front yard, your neighbors are going to think you do heroin!!"
Summer - "There is POPCORN in my nose!!

(I don't remember the rest of the conversation...sorry mom)

F*%#, I am so freaking hungry!! At this point I've accepted the fact that whatever I eat is going to be coming back up, so I'm thinking smarter..."Okay, what will not feel so bad coming up..." *looking through the cupboards*..."Macaroni and Cheese, baby, JACKPOT!". So I cook it up, and I eat the entire thing. Yep, all 4 servings. And let me just tell you, mac and cheese is actually pleasant coming back up, in comparison to dry popcorn in the sinuses...Yucky. Don't eat at Hana Sushi. This public service anouncement was reminded to me by this post at The Hot Librarians blog.