Good Boobs Vs. Bad Boobs
Since yesterday was Mardi Gra and my friends were talking about all the boobs they had seen, I think it's time to discuss good boobs vs. bad boobs. I spend a lot of time editing photos of half naked women, so I have seen my fair share of boobies, both good and bad, and I feel that I am somewhat a Breast Expert. That's right, you must bow before my knowledge of boobs. Plus I have a set of my very own...Any how, lets start with:
Bad Boobs
This poor girl. She's so pretty, obviously really young and has a horrible boob job. Her new boobs are 3" too low, too far apart, at least a cup size too big for her frame and her nipples are staring off into space. $5,000 not very well spent.
Ouch!! I would be afraid to even touch these hound dogs! I don't even need to point out how wrong these breast implants are, on so many levels.
Yep. Even guys can have bad boobs. And I don't mean "bad" as in "good", either. I hope this guy wears a sports bra when he runs. Oh wait, he obviously doesn't run. hmm.
Not only does this chick, Catherine Bosley, have a yucky yucky boob job, she was also a news anchor in Youngstown who decided to get completely naked in a wet t-shirt contest. Great idea! She resigned once these pictures and the video surfaced. Any how, back to how bad her boobs are...Oh wait, you can see for yourself. GROSS!
This chick somehow managed to work out enough to have really big man pecs and then decided to implant boobs underneath them?! Looks pretty strange to me, but okee dokee...
This is not a natural shape for a boob. This isn't even a natural shape for fake boobs! Why the hell is your boob flat on one side? Perhaps she had them propped up on a table top for too long or something...yuck.
Okay, apparently even skeletons are good candidates for breast implants! At 1st I felt bad because I thought that perhaps this women had some sort of medical condition. But then I thought about it and I know if I looked like this, I wouldn't go out in public so scantily dressed (I wouldn't do it anyways, but perhaps that's just me...).
So there you have it. Bad boobs. Horrible, yucky boobs. Why, oh why, would someone pay a plastic surgeon thousand of dollars to look like this?! I don't get it t all. Small boobs are WAY better then fake, round, plastic-feeling balls stuck on your chest. Small boobies are actually cute, but you know what they say, "The grass is always greener..."
Now, on to:
Good Boobs
This girl has perfect boobs. Perfecty in preportion to her body. Does she need a big rack hanging off of her chest to be sexy? Not bloody likely! (By the way, if you like her star pasties, you can score a pair at LaLaLingerie.com.)
This is a picture of porn queen Savannah and although her boobs are fake, they are definately good boobs. They fit her body and are perky without being too round.
Mmmmmm. Pizza! And good boobs too!
WOW! Look at that cleavage. Oh wait...that's a babies butt...hmmm. I think I might be getting tired. Good night!
Oh, and the moral of the story is: You don't need fake tits to be sexy. But, if you choose to get a boob job, do your research and find a genuinely talented plastic surgeon, not some hack handing out coupons in the paper.
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 11:05 PM
38 Shenanigans:
Bad boobs? Yeh right! They're all good except the ones of the black dude :D
Wow! You really are a boob expert. I didnt even realise that the first boobs posted were bad as they were off the mark.
Typical
Could not agree with you more. Natural is the way to go.
I have the nerve to say.....
"Well This is not a natural shape for a boob"
That angluar thing i think is quite cool, i dunno why but it gets my mind racing......!!!
The "Naturals" are better, there cant but much better things in life than doing the washing, replying too e-mails, feeding and walking the dogs, cooking a feast for two, tweaking the website, replying to DP forum posts and generally sorting out shit, then getting side tracked by a blogg and finally snuggling into a fine natural pair of boobs!!!
Yikes ... I just noticed that skelleton :eek:
Wow, that is one of the best analysis of the mammary gland that I have seen so far to date. Amazing, Summer, Amazing!
Must admit I am a bad-titty owner (too far apart, nipples too dark, etc. etc.) but mine are real. For sure!! And you know what? I am going to keep ANY images of my boobies away from your dissection blog, for I will be gutted. Honestly gutted!!
wow, but the bad boobs are nasty shit!
Summer,
First off I wanted to say I like the blog. Keep up the good work. The "Good Boobs Vs. Bad Boobs" was pretty much on target.
Now, I say put up or shut-up. You didn't show/rate your own.
i agree with shumpy. i also think boobs are good . i am a man who loves big, natural booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs.
i agree with shumpy. i also think boobs are good . i am a man who loves boobs.
Are you kidding? All of them there except the skeleton and the fat dude are great, especially the huge ones. What dude seriously wants a flat chick? Come on! I don't care if they're fake and look unnatural. Natural or not, big boobs rule, I don't care how they look.
I disagree with the post above. Natural is always better. I think small and REAL always beats out big , but fake.
I couldn't agree with you and your website more. I cannot understand what people see in fake boobs. Not only do they detract from the woman's overall appearance, they feel fake, too. I just don't get it. I love breasts, bigtime. But I would step over a woman with fake 38DD's to be with a woman natural 32A's.
''This is not a natural shape for a boob''
I think there are lotst of people wich do not like a natural shape, and so do I. I like the boobs of the first girl, and I am also a so called expert, although I have no boobs my self. I also like hard, big silicone boobs. But they must somehow look more or the less natural, but it is not a disaster that you can see that they are not real. Thats my opinion.
Although I agreed with you that de boobs on for example Bosley are really bad.
Well, if you "do not like a natural shape", you don't like boobs. You like porn star implants. To each their own! Some people also prefer amputees to women with two legs. I think you would fall pretty close to that catagory ;)...haha
We have a thread on our forum that this reminded me of Basically we just go around free photo sites and post the best pics
This website sends a nice message to girls who are natural, but provides a very biased outlook on the subject.
So many forums on the web, on this topic, fail to remember that men's opinions on female body parts range from each other, AND they're usually very open-minded to different breast types.
Men who say to get 'turned on' by only one type of breast type, usually big and perky being the case, are either conforming to what the media shove in your faces nowdays to come across 'real men', or are actually being very genuine - but the genuine men, i imagine, are in the smallest minority.
Being a girl of 17, with 34AA breasts and a small frame, I hate the way the media only emphasise on one breast type now - the big, volumptuous fake, silicone pumped ones. But breasts are following trends, when Kate Moss was in in the 1990's, men doted on her - reguardless of the fact she is not at all 'gifted' there.
Most men see breasts as just another body part, as we see men's legs, pecks, stomachs.. us, as women wouldn't be so narrow-minded if a man was absent from how we percieved a perfect man's body to look - hell, half of us have probably not even been that shallow as to dream up a perfect man!
Men are just the same as us, but by many women, they are percieved as being some sexist, dumb, conforming, narrow-minded freaks. Some men may act that way when with their friends, but deep down, the ones worth caring about, don't mean it.
I think this website is good in some cases for swaying women away from having plastic breasts, but it also offends women who have had it done for any particular reason.
Cat
PS. Girls and guys, you may want to check this site out. To sway you all away from making the descision to have the op, and to sway some guys away from encouraging girls to have it:
http://www.paulkienitz.net/no-implants.html
I hardly wait for the day when people will realize how bad fake boobs are.
They are ugly, distracting and unnatural. Having no boobs is way better than having two 20 pound jugs hanging under your neck.
YAY - wonderful post. As a boobologist myself I was VERY IMPRESSED. And the post was done on my birthday, which is how I found you - amazingly enough I wasn't searching for boobs!
If you like, please pop by www.maxmurdok.com and say hello - meet me, see a few cans, laugh maybe... ahhh, I dunno.
Thanx for this. Good sctuff.
-maxi
would like to see your boobs summer, you are looking really nice ;)
i love this site...i tried starting one like this a year ago...but yours is better
I think the first pair aren't bad boobs, but the rest are bad definetly. Well analyzed.
Am I the only guy that doesn't really like large breasts, real or fake? They always sag too much for my taste, and its no good if they don't mostly fit in your hand...
Men who like big boobs always seem to be really immature. They're usually American actually and we all know how obese they are over there.
I just dont get why women would want to get fake boobs. Jeez, no matter how small you think your boobs are, there's alway someone with smaller ones. And some guys like small boobs! As long as their real.
all you care about is the boobs, you don't care about the real person.
This has been the subject of debate for the better part of oh...9 to 10 years among my friends and I. While it is nice to lift up a shirt a be greeted by two bouncing C's/Larger B's it's also a very satisfying thing to have a rack that 'fits'. Personally enough to fill the hands is perfect. But seeing as how this is a totally opinion based subject i think ill just stick to wasting my time with my friends and not on the internet...(too late)
The only bad boobs are the fake ones.
Only the REAL mccoy will do, big or small.
Plastic boobs suck.
Ladies don't hack up your body.
Wow. That's quite the analysis. Good job.
is that skeleton thing a real person
its not her boonbs, its her body!
thats GROSS
Wow--those "good boobs" are some SERIOUSLY good boobs! It's a crime to see G-d's beautiful work undone. I understand wanting to do something with seriously misshapen boobs, but too small? Rarely an issue. If it is, FIND A NEW GUY! In my experience, men who love the big, fake boobs are rarely either educated past the sixth grade, or what you would call, let's say, ACTUALLY experienced.
Well I have got to say that was interesting !! I might just add that I LOVE SMALL boobs. They dont sag to much and they look so sexy. just enough to fit in your hand is good enough. keep up the good work!
This is an awesome post.
I'm glad to see this posting. I've known people how worked at a show bar and got to know the girls there. They
were very sweet women but I saw some poorly done boob jobs. Fortunately non of the regular girls had boob jobs, but considering how sweet the girls are I'd have problem telling the girl
the work which was done; wasn't done well.
Natural IS BETTER!!!
I find women are more concerned with size of boobs then guys are, they are simply a fun gland to play with no matter what size!
Smaller boobs are sooo much better for 3 reasons;....
1) they stay pert, and dont sag
2) when u take her bra off the boobs still look good!
3)if her boobs are smaller, its likely that she has a slimmer, hotter body.
so true that natural boob are better, i have dated women with natural ones..........nice............... dated women with fake ones........ perhaps the women liked having bigger boobs but the downside is huge, they feel fake, and even worse is the attitude change of a woman with natural "b"s getting "D" implants. ladies PLEEEZE keep um real, most real men will love you with "aa" cups if you are fun and have a good attitude. if a man only loves you cause you have big boobs i suggest HE is a big BOOB.
ladies keep um real, fake ones usually go with fake atttitudes. had real a cups (she was great) had fake c cups (she was ok) had b cups made into DD she was a mental case.
Pleeeezzzeee keep them real, most real men will enjoy you as God made you.
I am a guy and all those natural "small" ones are much much better than the huge fake ones.
i know i love the real thing and its not all about the boobs it can be about the way her face looks and her body figure lik skiny or fat. i love the real thing
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