Another Round of "What The Hell Are You Searching For?!"
I've posted before about funny searches that lead to this blog, and I swear, as this blog grows, the searches get even funnier...Here is a current list of things people plugged into a search engine and ended up here:
* Good Boobs - Sweet! I love it that you can search for "good boobs" and find me! Haha.
* Bad Boobs - Not so sweet...
* Mom's a Slut - Hey! My MOM is not a slut! Her CAT is a slut! Sickos ;)
* Boobs are Good - Well, yes, boobs are good. But, why would you be searching for "boobs are good"?! I could totally see Homer Simpson Googling it, but it would be more like "Mmmmmm, boobs are good"...
* Granny Underwear - Granny! Did you lose your underwear again? I know the internet is cool, but using it to find your underwear?
* Ovary is Leaking Fluid - I hate it when that happens!
* Why is Redbull Bad - It's not! How many times do I have to tell you people. Sheesh.
* Costa Rica Boobs - Is this how guys decide on a travel destination nowadays?
* Kalina Butts - Kalina! Some one is searching for your butt(s) (how many of those do you have laying around any ways?!)
* Am I Under Investigation - How is Google supposed to know?! Stay off the meth people!
* My Boobs Are Too Far Apart - Um. Gee, that's unfortunate.
* And I Was Like Weeeeeeeeee - Like, oh my god! Did Paris Hilton learn to use a search engine?!
* Princess Puking - Princess puking? Is this some sort of new fetish I don't know about yet?
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 7:54 AM
4 Shenanigans:
It is pretty screwy what gets associated with your site on searches - The boob post is good... I did a Boob post once myself... I dig yours though, mine just didn't go as deep!
That's fucking hilarious!
I love the "And I Was Like Weeeeeeeeee" and your comments, ROTF!
What the hell are people on these days? Those searches are wild. And Kalina butts? lol!
It is a crazy world...At least we have boobs and people that search for "and i was like weeeeeeeeee"...haha.
Suicide - I checked out your blog, great job. I posted a comment on the SLC Punk review. Holy smokes, I just realized you have a picture of Shelby on your site. Right on! I met her at Carries b-day party and she was such a silly girl (in a good way).
Yeah, I always love looking those up on The Nice Guy, too. Recent searches include:
Nice Boob (not "boobs", mind you. Just "boob")
Girls crying (you don't need to search for photos. Just start up that rumor again that I got married. Works like a charm...)
Nice ass photos (now was he looking for nice-ass photos, or nice ass photos? I stay awake at night wondering)
Jabba's palace (wtf?)
Giant robot (I hope he wasn't looking to buy one)
Buddy Christ (Kevin Smith fans are everywhere)
Cute guy photos (Ha! Nice Try! Just photos of me there....)
Retarded guy (I'm not retarded, I'm special!)
Radioactive panda (they exist. Seriously)
Do girls go for the nice guy (no. Next question.)
Gifts for nice guys (how 'bout a #$%& phone number?!)
2 girls 1 guy (hey, I'm game...)
Strip/guy (hey, if it'll bring more traffic to our site, I'll willing)
Summer Hogan (oh my God! Someone is investigating her!)
Addicted to bad boys (glad to see at least one girl is seeking help)
Poody ('nuff said).
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