Bad Boob Jobs!
After my Good Boobs vs Bad Boobs post I was accused of not posting enough bigger boobies in the "good boobs" section. Well, I like good big boobs as much as the next person, so I was collecting good big boob pictures for your optical enjoyment when I happened upon the website of Dr Sal Calabro (I'm not going to link to his site, because I'm sure his "Cease and Desist" letter will be arriving soon enough...). Doctor Sal Calabro may sound familiar because he is the doctor that performs the plastic surgeries on the women who humilate themselves on the Howard Stern show. What a hack! Check out these photos that were pulled from Dr Calabro's portfolio. Talk about bad boob jobs!
"Hi Dr Calabro! I LOVE mangos. I know it sounds weird, but please implant mangos in my chest!" Well, if that was the case, then doctor Sal Calabro did a great job!!
The best thing Dr Calabro did for this girl was to improve her posture. Is that what happens when you place breast implants in her armpits?
These boobs don't look totally deformed, but they do look like weird torpedo tits. I would be pissed if I spent $5,000 and looked like this....
The "before" picture shows good boobs. The "after" pictures speak for themselves. YUK!
Okay. You are wearing a scrunchy in your hair. Your hayday was obviously the 80's. A bad boob job is not going to do you any good at this point...
BUT WAIT! Just when you think that Dr Sal Calabro can only perform bad boob jobs...BEHOLD, A women turned into a 10 year old boy!
The "after" picture is on the right, if you were wondering. This poor women had great curves before and now she looks like a lumpy pre-pubesent boy. Perhaps she is looking to score a Catholic priest...(I'm freaking kidding, okay?!)
So let this be a lesson to anyone that is interested in breast augmentation (or any other plastic surgery, really!), DO YOUR RESEARCH! Be sure to look at the doctors portfolio of before and after pictures! And, don't think that a boob job looks good just because the doctor tells you it looks good. Look at all the patients above. I can guarantee you that the only reaason they are smiling in the after picture is because the doctor told them, "Oh yeah, these look SO great!".
Labels: Boobs
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 12:50 AM
12 Shenanigans:
Oh wow! The breasts in the first 3 'before' photos are beautiful! It's a dirty shame those women felt the pressure, either internally or externally, to negatively alter their appearance. I wish America wasn't the land where 'bigger is better.' Natural breasts are the most beautiful. IMHO, small breasts are beautiful.
Matt
Yep. It really is sad. I think those girls will really regret their decision to ruin their breasts. Especially after the novelty wears off and they get sick of people staring at their chest all the time. I think that small boobs are better, too. I'm a 34C and I'm already thinking about how I'm going to have to get a breast lift after I have kids (many, many, many years down the road).
"Torpedo Tits" LMAO... It's like that saying "Looks like a photo finish in a Zeppelin race..."...
I wanna know when they're gonna do inflatable implants... you know, go down the gas station and fill 'em up with air on the way down to the party... then let 'em down when you want a proper night's sleep ;) Hey, I wonder where the valve would go...?
"Looks like a photo finish in a Zeppelin race..." HAHA! Now, THAT is funny (and sadly true).
Man, I just went to that butcher's website. His other before and after photos are atrocious! Especially the victim on page 1. Tragic. The "doctor" said that she wanted her breasts "larger...with less sag." Hey doc. Open your eyes. THEY WEREN'T SAGGING IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! They used to point straight out. Now they point up at an angle. It looks like she was jumping up and down and the photo was taken on the extreme arc of the upward jump. That 'before' picture should be include the caption, "If your breasts look like this, you DON'T need a boob job."
"...It looks like she was jumping up and down and the photo was taken on the extreme arc of the upward jump..."
Haha...that is so true. It's scary that plastic surgery is so mainstream now that people that look absolutely normal think they need to get these weird looking boob jobs.
Dr Sal Calabro is totally a butcher. He either has no idea what a breast should look like, or he's just a greedy son of a bitch that doesn't care. As much as I don't like breast implants, there is such a thing as a good boob job (where you can't tell they are fake). I think that Brook Burke has a good boob job.
Oh no, how awful! I've been toying with the idea of having breast augmentation done, but these (points to bad boobs pictures) are precisely what I'm worried about. Ack. >_<
What did they stick in those poor womans chest...cones? Ive never seen anything so pointy. Disgusting. My boobs are done and they look nothing like any of those jobs. Poor ladies. They should have picked a better surgeon.
Dr. Calabro is actually a dermatoligist, he one day decided he was a plastic surgeon, oh, excuse me, I mean a COSMETIC surgeon. That is the title of any Dr. who is preforming plastic surgery and NOT a certified PLASTIC SURGEON.
As a matter of fact, he had his dermatology office is South Philadelphia. Back then he was touting hias expertise in hair transplants, that of course was a bust.
Always check to see that you surgeon is a board certified PLASTIC surgeon, not a "COSMETIC SURGEON. Any Dr. can lay claim to that title. If fact it is not that many years ago the some idiot Dr. came up with that title so that he could practice plastice surgery on unknowledgable patrons.
I like firm tots that don/t sag
Dr.Calabro does not perform breast
augmentation.That type of surgery
is done by Dr.Brett Garber(an
associate of Dr.Sal Calabro)
Calabro is not a surgeon in the true
sense of that word-he is a dermatologist who has some training
in surgical procedures-.
I like the young girl with the torpedo tits afterward. The rest so what. They prob do look better in clothes however, and thats where most people spend their time. That said, the repercussions of putting anything in your body like that are horrifying. Maybe they;re better now, but I've met some women from the past who will prob die in their 40s because of implants. By the way, 29? really?
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