How Not To Hard Boil An Egg
Start with six (6) medium farm fresh eggs. Fill a medium sized sauce pan with enough water to completely cover the eggs. Heat on high. Forget that you are cooking eggs for an hour or so. Wait until you hear 6 loud BANGS (if your eggs are properly incorrectly cooked, it should sound like 6 loud gun shots). Turn off the stove and wait for the eggs to cool. Once eggs have cooled, let in your favorite pet to eat the egg shrapnel off of the floor....and cabinets...and walls...and ceiling.
I am SUCH a good cook, it's mind boggling. Special thanks go out to Kuta for licking the mess off my kitchen floor...
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 2:06 AM
5 Shenanigans:
That seems just like something I'd do. I can be so absent minded. I will put something on to cook, then get back into what I was doing and totally forget. Would be neat to hear egg bombs going off, bet that made you jump! :)
haha...you have no idea. After the 3rd egg went off, I was like, "Oh my god, someone is shooting at my dog!!!". Which is the only reason I went into the kitchen (you have to go that way to get to the back yard). I think I definately have a wild imagination...
There-ya-go! That's pretty good stuff! (the post, not the burnt ass eggs)
Damn dude, you must take after your brother. Although I did it with 8 eggs (not 6) a few weeks ago.
We'll have to remember to thank Robin for teaching her children how to cook ;)...
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