How to Feed and Care For Your Summer
Summers make wonderful companions if they are properly fed and cared for. Below we show what the diet of an average Summer consists of:
As you can see, for proper nutrition (and to avoid the "crankies") a Summer requires:
~ Copious amount of caffeine, delivered in the form of Redbull
~ Nutritional protein shakes (because Summers tend to work alot and don't have time to eat 3 real meals per day)
~ String cheese
~ Gardenburgers
~ Sour Electroshocks Candy
Most of these items are ready to feed to your Summer, right out of the box, but the Gardenburgers do require special handling. A proper Gardenburger should be dressed with: 1 kosher dill pickle, 3 tomato slices, red leaf lettuce, purple onion, green bell pepper, avocado, sesame seed bun, spicy mustard, ketchup and a dab of wasabi horseradish mayo. Also, be sure to feed your Summer the "light" version of string cheese. This is because the Summer eats about 4 - 6 peices of string cheese per day and the male conterpart has been known to refuse to mate with a Summer suffering from Myassishugecuziatetoomuchstringcheeseitis.
A Summer also prefers to eat in her natural habitat as you may be able to see in the background of the above picture...
(The above items made up 98% of my entire diet last week, in case anyone was wondering where this crazy post originated from...haha)
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 12:02 AM
6 Shenanigans:
Where the heck is the fruit!!! I got some killer cherries lately. Costco no less AND my cherry tree actually had a total of ONE cherry this year and I ate it today. Mulberries are amazing as well. Love, your favorite nutritionist.
We both eat terribly, lol... I hope you eat more than that sometimes, Summer. :D
YOU are completely out of your mind! ;)
Screw the food, is that a G5 keyboard in the background?
That is indeed a G5 keyboard in the background...Good eye! ;)
Summer,
I think it is the Taurine in the Red Bull that you are enjoying. That is what brings most people back to Red Bull, the Taurine. Allowing you to drive from Vegas to Canada without sleeping ;)
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