Hi, I'm Poor. Send Stuff.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Hi, I'm Poor. Send Stuff.

I just received an order for a rhinestone tiara from one of my stores (HustlerPanties.com). The customer choose "money order" as their form of payment, so those orders go into my pending file until payment is actually received. SO, seconds after I get this order, this customer sends this email to customer service:

"can yall please give it to me for free i am so poor i will pay for the shipping 3.00 but i cant pay 17.00 im so sorry i just cant please email me back with the answer"

Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, yeah, sure thing. I'll get that free tiara out to you right away. If you are "so poor", don't you think you should be out finding a job rather then shopping for rhinestone tiaras online?! It would be one thing if I sold business suits and someone emailed me to see if I could donate one since they were poor and had to go to a job interview or something. BUT A FREAKING RHINSTONE TIARA?! Does Cinderella have a ball to go to?! Or, maybe this women desperately needs to upgrade her crown?

What in the hell is wrong with people? Also, this is not the 1st time I've received requests for free merchandise simply because they are poor. When I was poor, I sure as hell wasn't trying to score free tiaras. I was working two jobs and going to school.

I was feeling creative, so here is my artist rendition of what my customer may have looked like, if I wasn't such a heartless bitch:

7 Shenanigans:

At 8/20/2005 5:30 PM, Colleen had the nerve to say...: Wow, some people have no shame, I can't believe it, maybe it was one of the guys you know yanking your chain, lmao.
At 8/27/2007 11:08 PM, Anonymous had the nerve to say...: I think you are one of the most pathetic individuals I have ever come across. I wnat to wish a horrible life upon you, but my conscience won't let me. I can however hope that the rest of you rlife is filled with insanley insurmaountable tasks.

You fucking Cunt!
At 8/27/2007 11:08 PM, Anonymous had the nerve to say...: bitch
At 8/27/2007 11:08 PM, Anonymous had the nerve to say...: cunt
At 8/27/2007 11:08 PM, Colin Conces had the nerve to say...: turd
At 8/28/2007 6:37 AM, Vicious Summer had the nerve to say...: Looks like your auto-fill accidentally left your real name on the last juvenile comment, Mr Anonymous, I mean Colin Conces. What a tool...haha.

I do think it's funny when silly kids leave stupid comments like this. Just watch...10 years down the road it's going to be prettttttyyyyy embarrassing when a prospective employer Googles "Colin Conces" and this is what they find.
At 9/10/2007 8:53 AM, Gabriel Blah Blee Blah had the nerve to say...: I dont know how I got here, but, Bitch or no bitch, I'd bang you upside down, sideways, horizontal, vertically you name it ;)