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Monday, August 15, 2005

Jocelyn Wildenstein - Are You Kidding Me?!

Once upon a time, in the late 70's there was a beautiful women named Jocelyn Wildenstein (pictured to the left). Jocelyn really had it made. She was a fresh-faced mother of two and married to an extremely rich art dealer. That is until she caught her husband in bed with a 21 year old Russian model. Now, any normal person would just leave her husband and take all of his money with her, right? Not Jocelyn Wildenstein! Instead she decided to win back her husbands love and make herself more beautiful by going under the knife. Well, her husband left her anyways, but Jocelyn will always have her plastic surgeon. Here is Jocelyn Wildenstein (also known as the Beast of Wildenstein) after about 1/2 of the plastic surgeries she's had:


In an attempt to look more "cat-like", Jocelyn has spent $4 million dollars to look like this:

Looks to me like we found the mother of Rocky from the movie "Mask"! Here is a side-by-side comparison:


Bad boobs jobs are bad enough, but a bad face-job is even worse. SCARY! Can you believe that a plastic surgeon would agree to do this to someone? I wonder if Jocelyn Wildenstein and Michael Jackson go to the same guy?

10 Shenanigans:

At 8/15/2005 1:31 PM, Blogger Matthew Loel T. Hepworth had the nerve to say...

Damn! Doesn't she know that perfection can't be found under the knife of a plastic surgeon? All you need to do is take about 300 different pills every day to look (and feel) perfect.

 
At 8/15/2005 8:49 PM, Anonymous Mike had the nerve to say...

This is so freaky. It's one thing if you are born with a deformation and cannot help it, but paying 14 million bucks to F yourself up ... unreal!

 
At 8/18/2005 10:56 AM, Blogger ClemptonMonkeyToe had the nerve to say...

now I want to hump Jocelyn WildenMeltyFace. I stumbled upon your thing looking for a video media converter and learned all sorts of beautiful things.

she looks so shiny and new.

 
At 2/21/2006 2:08 AM, Blogger bunner had the nerve to say...

Bleah.

 
At 10/28/2007 11:35 PM, Anonymous oneleven had the nerve to say...

She definately should demand a complete refund. And who was the butcher anyhow. That should be public knowlege so no one else ever has to suffer like this. Someone should do this to the doctor and his license should be revoked. But back to her, what the hell was she thinking? She looks horrible. It must be halloween everynight. her ex probably figured that taking the freak looking female is better that the continued puss sucking that the screwed up judges keep awarding. She looks horrible. How sad. Just like Michael Jackson. Why would you do that to yourself? Self mutilation is bad enough but to do this is just sickening. They need more than plastic surgury. It is sad that they feel the need to drastically change what they were born with. Makes me think that they could not ever be real. Just fake.

 
At 11/16/2007 2:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous had the nerve to say...

бля это пиздец какой-то.... как можно так себя изуродовать?

 
At 12/15/2007 6:02 AM, Anonymous Alien Nation had the nerve to say...

She is not a human being. She is an alien from another planet.

 
At 2/21/2008 12:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous had the nerve to say...

Just by watching at her, I get scared. How come she could wish to look like a cat. iuoo hate cats. If I see her in my dreams, I will scream and sleep next to my mom. She was that desprat to win her husband back. Stupid ugly woman. I can call her ugly, caz she have decided to be like that. But if it was something natural, then calling someone ugly might never come out from my mouth.

 
At 2/28/2008 7:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous had the nerve to say...

it's really so sad... yeah her husband was in the wrong... but she was delusional and some sick $$$ hungry plastic surgeon took advantage instead of referring her to a mental heath specialist. lions are beautiful... and at least he could have made her look like a female lion.

 
At 4/29/2008 11:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous had the nerve to say...

There is a person inside the face, how distressing to read all those comments. Or maybe she doesn't read them. I hope she has a great life. Also happiness.

 

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