Monkey? Did You Just Puke on my Back?!
So, this morning I was dead asleep in my bed when I'm awoken by something squishy and weird feeling slapping me in the back. I freeze and think, "Okay, what the F&%# is on my back". I literally did not move for 2 - 3 minutes, trying to figure out what the hell just happened. Stefan just left for Indonesia, so I am watching his dog "Monkey", who just so happens to be belimic (okay, maybe not, but she does throw up a lot), so the 1st thing I think is that Monkey just threw up on my back while I was sleeping. Awesome. So once I come to that conclusion, I don't want to move because I don't want Monkey puke all over my bed. So after lying there for another few minutes, I'm awake enough to figure that I should do *something*, so I slowly turn my head and look over my shoulder to see what the hell is on my back...Whatta ya know...It's a pack of Gummy Sweetarts Bugs.
I bet that's never happened to anyone else. Ever. So, I took that as a sign from God that I should have Gummy Sweetarts Bugs for breakfast. Yum!
Are you wondering how the heck a pack of candy fell out of the sky and landed on my back?! Well, when Stefan left for his Indo surf trip, he apparently hid candy all over my house, including in the vines that hang over my bed...haha. A rude, yet delicious, awakening =)...and I'm really really glad that Monkey did not puke on my back. Phew!
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 2:12 PM
3 Shenanigans:
Monkey puke is weak. Gummy warms are not. Sounds like your boyfriend woke you up this morning even though he is in Singapore. Wait, that's me. Is 3rd person conceded? Stefan loves his girlfriend.
Now be prepared for more strange traffic relating to monkey puke or any conotations of monkey + puke. Hey, I wonder what sorta ads monkey puke/simian vomit will encourage...?
Stefan, did you hide the Jaffa Cakes there too or didn't you let Summer have any? ;)
Shhhhhh...Stefan doesn't know about Jaffa cakes yet ;). (I ate them all before we met!!)
mmmmm...Jaffa Cakes...
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