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Monday, October 10, 2005

Decide the Fate of my Vicious Fish!

I have three fish tanks in my house and the one in the living room is a really cool 35 gallon hexagonal tank. It's a great addition to the room except for the fact that it houses the most bitch-ass fish (pictured above) I have ever met. This 5" African Cichlid kills EVERYTHING and has killed at least 8 - 10 fish and now she's the only thing in the tank. The last fish it knocked off was a 10" plecostomus (which is a non-aggressive algae eater) and now the tank is turning green with algae. I don't want to put any more fish in the tank, since they will only meet their untimely death at the hands of this god damn fish! SO, I am moving in December and now you can choose the fate of my fish:

Choose the Fate of the Fish!

Flush it!
BBQ it!
Let it live! Let it LIVE!
Feed it to Kuta
Bury it alive!

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18 Shenanigans:

At 10/11/2005 1:32 AM, counterbalanced had the nerve to say...: eBay it!
At 10/11/2005 1:57 AM, Vicious Summer had the nerve to say...: Holy Crap....That's a good idea!!!

So far,

1 vote for "flush it!"
1 vote for "Feed it to Kuta!"
3 votes for "Let it live!"

(If "Let it live" gets the most votes, I am TOTALLY putting this bitch on eBay!)
At 10/11/2005 5:39 AM, alekkomar had the nerve to say...: Along the lines of the eBay idea, how 'bout creating a web site - ala SaveToby.Com ;-)

P.S. I voted for BBQ'ing 'em - and I have just the grill for it!
At 10/11/2005 10:15 AM, Lever had the nerve to say...: It's a big karma day today so let her live and eBay the evil little witch - someone will take her.
At 10/11/2005 11:26 AM, Vicious Summer had the nerve to say...: I just checked and you can't eBay animals :(

I'm going to be pissed if you of guys make me keep this dumb fish...haha
At 10/11/2005 5:00 PM, tescosuicide had the nerve to say...: Where are you moving... Philly? ;)
At 10/12/2005 12:47 AM, Blog Party Blog had the nerve to say...: Let it live for sure, he said he was sorry, right ;)
At 10/12/2005 11:31 AM, Lever had the nerve to say...: OK, got an idea - just get *another* tank... what about a smaller "cooler" for the killer?

Whilst we're on the subject of aquatic murder, did you see the one where the snake eats alligator??!!
At 10/12/2005 4:01 PM, Vicious Summer had the nerve to say...: Tesco - Philly is toooo cold, so I'll just move down the street from my house now ;). (Business has outgrown my current house)

Alek - Because I don't want to save this damn fish! She may look cute and cuddly in the picture, but she is a killing machine!

Blog Party - Pfft. Whatever. If I could get away with murder by saying sorry, I would be a...Christian, I guess?

Lever - Great, so now I have to get a "prison" tank for the bad fish? By the way, WHOA! The python/alligator story is crazy!!
At 10/12/2005 4:32 PM, Mike - Blog Party had the nerve to say...: so when will we hear the verdict?
At 10/12/2005 5:12 PM, Vicious Summer had the nerve to say...: The poll closes on November 30th.
At 10/13/2005 3:00 AM, Counterbalanced had the nerve to say...: Terms and conditions eh!

I still think you should eBay it... just list it as a 'Robotic Fighting Fish'... No one will ever know ;)
At 10/14/2005 8:50 AM, McFox had the nerve to say...: Buy a pirhanna as a tank mate.
At 10/30/2005 6:58 PM, da22in had the nerve to say...: African cichlids are notoriously territorial, I had one exactly like yours years ago. He was mild compared to other Africans I've had. The worst is the "Bumblebee", named for the yellow-black stripes. That fish killed an Oscar that was at least 5x bigger.

Never put these cichlids in a tank with smaller, gimpy fish. Get a few more cichlids of comparable size. Get a "Bumblebee" to teach that li'l bitch fish of yours a lesson! LOL

Africans cichlids are quite entertaining.
At 9/06/2006 3:13 PM, Anonymous had the nerve to say...: You can get a cat fish called a synodontis that will kick its ass, while still eating algae
At 10/02/2006 5:59 PM, Anonymous had the nerve to say...: Hey,they totally said we could have a fish for our college dorms. How much do you want? Can you feed these things hamsters?
At 2/14/2007 9:38 AM, Zach Zimmerman had the nerve to say...: You have the octagon tank already. What you need to do is start an Ultimate Fighting league for fish. It sounds like you already have the champion and it might start earning money for you to buy top of the line surfboard.
At 4/04/2007 7:47 PM, Anonymous had the nerve to say...: Dude fuck yeah get a piranha, but dont get one of those pussy red bellies get an elongatus. I swear it will devour that punk ass bitch in under one minute. Plus if it gets big enough you can feed it live rats!

P.S. you still wont be able to put any other fish in the tank because it will kill them before they even touch the water.

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