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Monday, December 12, 2005

Heidi Fleiss, WTF Happened?!

Dude, what the fuck kind of budget plastic surgeon did Heidi Fleiss go to?! Didn't getting bitchslapped by Tom Sizemore fatten her lips enough? Apparently not because it looks like Heidi found a coupon for the world worst plastic surgeon and had him pump WAY too much collegan into her lips.

Perhaps the I-just-got-punched-in-the-mouth look is coming in this season?

By the way, Heidi Fleiss is opening an ALL male brothel in Nevada. Now, if her target market was gay men, she may be on to something, but all of her male protitutes are straight and service women only. Apparently, Heidi doesn't realize that women don't have to pay for sex. They can get it whenever they want! Shall we start guessing how long Heidi's Stud Farm will be in business? I'm going to say that she'll burn through all of her investers money in a little over a year...

Labels: Celebrities

7 Shenanigans:

At 12/12/2005 4:20 PM, Monks had the nerve to say...: Who is this Heidi Fleiss chic? I have never heard of her...
At 12/12/2005 4:51 PM, doug had the nerve to say...: Ironically, I saw this on TV the other day and thought the same thing.
At 12/13/2005 5:15 PM, Matthew Loel T. Hepworth had the nerve to say...: Wow. She fell out of the ugly tree, hitting EVERY branch on the way down.
At 12/13/2005 8:02 PM, ICE had the nerve to say...: very very bad plastic surgery..

Summer you really got this plastic surgery thing nailed. Are you looking into any procedures personally? What is your stance on cosmetic surgery?

I love the new sucide hair, I can't wait to see it.
At 12/13/2005 8:18 PM, Vicious Summer had the nerve to say...: More than anything, I am fascinated at the things people do to themselves through cosmetic surgery.

Personally, I would never have anything injected or implanted, but perhaps 10 - 20 years down the road I would consider a breast lift or I've thought about a tummy tuck if my body didn't spring back after having babies. But, having plastic surgery would have to be a last ditch effort for me, since I'm an advocate of proper diet and excercize.

People like Heidi Fleiss have no excuse for looking like a clown...unless her lips were ripped clean off in some sort of tragic blow job accident. I guess it coulda happened, she was a prostitute...
At 12/13/2005 10:55 PM, Mike Dammann had the nerve to say...: That is so horrible, no wonder she's been hiding from the public.
At 12/20/2005 2:31 PM, Shawn had the nerve to say...: WTF happened to her?!??

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