Summer's Shenanigans

Here is a pic I just received from when Stefan and I went to opening day at the Del Mar race track. AWWWWWWWW....Look how cute we are! Too bad Stefan is being a selfish little prick this weekend...1st of all I had mentioned to Stefan that I wanted to go to see my moms bastard kittens this weekend, but he eluded to the fact that it would be inconvenient for him since he is leaving for a month long surf trip to Indo on Tuesday and has to pack, clean, shop, etc. SO, I wrote it off since Stefan wanted to get stuff done and hang out with me all weekend. Carrie and Deza also invited me to go to Vegas this weekend, but again, I turned it down since Stefan is leaving and we wanted to spend time together. SO, here is how are super awesome weekend has gone so far:

FRIDAY: Stefan says he is taking off work early and maybe able to come over before 4pm. I call him around noonish and he says he's not going to make it until "7ish" (He had to take his sales guys out for drinks...). That's fine. I had work to do and that will be good timing to go get sushi and sake. Well, "7ish" ended up being 9:10pm, and sushi is closed. We ate Italian food and Stefan was asleep by 10:30pm. WoW! An hour worth of quality time! Fun!

SATURDAY: We go shopping for surf-trip stuff and Stefan asks me were I want to eat. I say bagels, we start driving to bagels and Stefan decides that it is too far and drives back to where we started. (This might sound petty, but Stefan always asks me what I want to do, I make a decision and then he decides to do the opposite. ALWAYS!). We eat, go home, agree that I will come down to his house for dinner and Stefan goes home at 2pm-ish. From 3pm - 6:30pm I try to call twice and send two text messages to Stefan trying to figure out when I was coming over. By the time he calls back, it's going to be too late for me to come over for dinner. I planned to go to the gym on the way down and by the time I worked out, it would be after 9pm, which means Stefan would be ready for bed (he gets up early and goes to bed early). After arguing about it for a while, he suggested that I just come down and we could go running together, which was really sweet (since he hates running), but I was too pissed off to come to any agreement at that point so I said, "I'll make a decision and call you back", to which he replies, "No, why don't you just go to the gym". SO, I hung up the phone and went to the gym. (enter random text message drama here) And now, here I am, alone on our "lets spend as much time as possible together" weekend.

The thing that is so stupid is that we have an AWESOME relationship and we are a perfect pair. The ONLY thing we fight about is not being able to see each other more often and the 40 minute commute to each others houses. Is that not stupid?! But we are at a stalemate because he does want to move farther from Downtown and I don't want to move too much closer to Downtown.

Sigh.

If your unfamiliar with "Russian Roulette", it's when you put one bullet in a 6-chambered gun, spin the chamber closed, point the gun at your head and pull the trigger. Only a one in six chance of blowing your head off! FUN! Now, I'm sure that is exciting and all, but I think this would be more fun(ny): SHOCK ROULETTE!

You begin with 2 to 4 players. Each player sticks his finger in one of the four finger slots. When you press the "Start" button, lights in front of each finger spin and make noise. To add to the suspense, electronic beeps accompany the flashing. Soon, the spinning and beeping slows down. Then, to REALLY make you sweat, the lights disappear and you only hear the beeps getting slower... and slower... and slower. By this point, you have no idea where it's going to stop. When it DOES stop, one unlucky player will receive a substantial electric shock. And all for the bargain price of $14.99. Haha...I want one!

Well, I've said it before, but my moms slutty ass cat takes the cake. I posted about her here, last September, but we got her into a Kitty Sexaholics Anonoymus program and she was doing pretty good for a while. Then, BAM! She fell off the astinence wagon! Now my poor mom is stuck with...get this...NINE kittens to care for while that cat is out flying high on some catnip looking for some ass. Check out the illegitimate bastard kitties:

So, if you're intersted in some bastard kittens, just let me know.

Who wants to go to Las Vegas?! Well, since I'm so very crafty, I can hook you up with a free room at The Hotel San Remo in Las Vegas, NV, any time in September, October or November. Now, San Remo isn't the nicest hotel, but it is practically on The Strip next to the MGM and The Tropicana. Their rooms are clean, they always have $5 minimum blackjack tables, $5 craps tables and the staff is really cool. I received a flyer in the mail with the following offer:

~ 2 nights luxurious room accomodations
~ Complimentary breakfast for 2 in Ristorante dei Fiori
~ $15 Gift certificate for Hotel San Remo logo items

The only catch is that you have to be a "Money Club" member, which is San Remo's players club (it's free). So, this is how to get your free room and breakfast:

1. Sign up to be a Money Club member online (http://sanremolasvegas.com/slotframe.htm)
2. Wait a couple of days, so they put your name and info into their system.
3. Call (800) 235-5987 and mention the "Fall for Fun" promotion when you book your room.

I've already booked my room for my trip to Vegas in August and there is absolutely no catch. I didn't have to prepay or anything. Now, isn't this better then sitting through a time-share presentation?! Enjoy! ;)

I blogged about custom name necklaces on my fashion blog and I had to get one. So what else would I get...a VICIOUS necklace! I got it at Limoges, it is sterling silver and was under $40. I LOVE IT! I'm actually talking to a custom silversmith about making mass quantities of "Vicious" necklaces that I plan to release along with my clothing line. Lately, I've been FIENDING to finish up my 1st clothing line release and get it on the market and now that I have an employee, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel!! Soon...Very soon ;)!!

Horse racing season at the Del Mar race track started Yesterday! Yay! I love going to the races and bettin' on the ponies. Unfortuantely, I did not do so well yesterday and I only won one race for a whopping pay out of $7.20. Then again, I pick horses based on name and sometimes what color they are wearing, so I guess I can't really hope for much...haha. SO, since I did so horribly, I figured that you guys should pick a horse for me. Pick me a winner!!

Pick a Winner Which Horse Should I Bet On?! Honor Chick Rythm River Topple Color Me Free Epic Commander Excessive Balance Winrwinrchickndnr Dino Camino view results

The horses listed are running at the Del Mar Racetrack on July 24th, in the 4th race. So, vote and let me know which horsie I should bet on!

When I found this shirt, I thought it was so sweet that Urban Outfitters thought I was so hot that they made a t-shirt after me, but now this is really starting to go to my head! Now I find out that you've all voted for me too! I don't quite remember running for anything, so either everyone wrote my name in for the last Presidental Election, or more people then I thought know about that "amateur night" episode*...Well, whatever it was, these "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Summer" shirts are awesome! Vote for Summer!

Seriously though, isn't it kinda of weird that I keep happening upon these t-shirts? I swear that I have never searched for a t-shirt with my name on it, they just keep popping up. I love my fans ;)...haha

(*Oh come on, I was kidding about the amateur night thing!)

Crazy ass Brits...Apparently, as you can see here, I've been tagged by TescoSuicide! Do you think I knew what the hell that meant when I first read that I've been tagged? Hell no! But here I am, 8 days later, and I finally figured it out! I have to answer the following questions:

Number of books I own:

62. I just counted...

Last book I bought:

Sams Teach Yourself PHP in 24 Hours by Matt Zandstra - I bought this book to teach myself PHP (apparently in 24 hours...) so I could quit bugging my poor brother to do programming stuff for my websites. Unfortunately it was really really boring and I am back to bugging my brother and mom to program for me ;).

Last book I read:

Belly Laughs by Jenny McCarthy - My best friend, Lindsay Peck, is pregnant so I bought it for her and ended up reading it cover to cover. It was actually pretty damn funny.

Five books that mean a lot to me:

My Costa RIca travel books - (which I just realized I lent out to my dad, so I have more then 62 books...) Costa Rica is the most awesome place I've been and I have every intention on moving there within the next 3 years.

HTML for Dummies - This is the book that I used to teach myself html and, in essence, without that book I would have never been able to start my business.

Sorry, there are only 2 books that mean a lot to me...=)

Five victims:
My Brother
My Mom
Alek
Matthew
The Drunken Wench

Well there you have it. I will be the 1st to admit that my reading adventures arn't that exciting. I just don't read for leisure, because quite honestly I don't *have* leisure time any more...

Can you believe how ugly this freaky ass dog is?! This little beauty is Sam and he has held the "World's Ugliest Dog" title for three years straight. Sam is a 14 year old, pure bred Chinese Crested. Now, Chinese Crested are weird looking little dogs to begin with, but DAMN, Sam is one scarily ugly thing! He looks like a freaking Gremlin! The article I read about Sam, says:

"The tiny dog has no hair, except for a yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara. ''People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad,'' she said. ''I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine.''

When Stefan sent me a link to the picture of The Worlds Ugliest Dog, before I clicked the link, I thought, "Awww, I bet he's cute". Boy was I wrong! Just looking at the picture is making me sick...

There have been 3 serious shark attacks in Florida in the last few days. The 1st attack was on June 25th, 2005 and 14-year-old Jamie Marie Daigle of Gonzales, La., died from her injuries after her left leg was mutilated by a 6-foot bull shark. Two days later, on June 27th, 2005, Craig Hutto was fishing in waist deep water when he was attacked by another bull shark. Craig (who is only 16) survived but he had to have his right leg amputated. Most recently, on July 1st, a 19-year-old Austrian tourist was attacked by a shark along Florida's Gulf Coast. He is currently listed in fair condition and had to undergo surgery to repair ligaments, tendons and blood vessels on his right ankle.

It's so sad that that poor girl was killed by a bull shark (pictured above). That is seriously my worst nightmare. Here is some more info on the fatal shark attack:

"Daigle had traveled to Florida with another family for a camping trip. She and a friend were on boogie boards about 250 yards offshore when they noticed a shadow in the water, authorities said.

Daigle was bitten on her lower body, said Walton County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Donna Shank. Her friend was not injured.

Tim Dicus, a surfer, saw the attack and went to assist Daigle, said Lt. Frank E. Owens of the Sheriff's Office.

Dicus, 54, who had heard a scream from the water, said he found Daigle in the center of a bloody circle of water with a serious injury to her thigh. The girl's friend had begun swimming toward shore.

"I immediately paddled over and found her floating face down in the center of the blood pool," Dicus said. "And right next to her was the shark, about to come up and attack her again."

Dicus said he put the girl on his surfboard and that the shark, which he said appeared to be a bull shark about 8 feet long, went after her hand.

"He just followed us right to the beach," Dicus said, adding that he punched the shark on the nose when it tried to attack him. "He was determined."

Two other swimmers came with a raft and helped tow Daigle to shore. Daigle was taken to Sacred Heart Hospital in Destin, where she was pronounced dead."