Summer's Shenanigans

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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Last Minute Halloween Costumes!!

If you're like 75% of my friends, you still havn't purchased your Halloween costume (unlike Kuta, who is always prepared...). Even though they've know MONTHS in advance that they will be attending THE Halloween party of the year. My phone has been ringing off the hook with my friends desperately needing Halloween costumes and somehow thinking that I would still have a huge selection of costumes. Well, I am almost completely sold out, so here you last minute shoppers go:

http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/costumes/index.asp

;)

Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 12:52 AM 5 shenanigans

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

The FedEx Guy Loves Me

Look at what the FedEx guy brought me today!


I was so bummed when I found the delivery door tag when I woke up this morning (um, I mean this afternoon), since that meant I would have to wait until tomorrow for my new iBook to be redelivered. BUT, luckly, the FedEx guy (and the UPS guy, and the DHL guy, and the mail lady...) loves me enough to bring it back later, after I hauled my ass out of bed! It's pretty funny that I'm on a first name basis with my delivery guys and they all know about my odd sleeping/working schedule...

Any how, I got a new iBook! Yay! And, I freaking deserve it damn it! I've been working 12 - 18 hours A DAY for the past month and I'm burned out. This is my busiest time of year (Halloween costumes) and no matter how much I prepare, it just gets gnarly. But, the money is awesome and the presents I buy myself are even better...haha. Last year I treated myself to a super sweet G5. Next year, I will be buy myself a BMW X5. As much as I am sick of Halloween costumes right now, I can't wait ;)!

Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 6:38 PM 2 shenanigans

Friday, October 14, 2005

My Hot Dog Has a First Name, It's K-U-T-A...


Kuta wanted to show off his Halloween costume, so there he is...The cutest damn hotdog I've ever seen! I have to admit, I'm pretty sure I own the cutest dog in the world. It almost makes up for the bastard fish...

Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 6:21 PM 7 shenanigans

Monday, October 10, 2005

Decide the Fate of my Vicious Fish!

I have three fish tanks in my house and the one in the living room is a really cool 35 gallon hexagonal tank. It's a great addition to the room except for the fact that it houses the most bitch-ass fish (pictured above) I have ever met. This 5" African Cichlid kills EVERYTHING and has killed at least 8 - 10 fish and now she's the only thing in the tank. The last fish it knocked off was a 10" plecostomus (which is a non-aggressive algae eater) and now the tank is turning green with algae. I don't want to put any more fish in the tank, since they will only meet their untimely death at the hands of this god damn fish! SO, I am moving in December and now you can choose the fate of my fish:




Choose the Fate of the Fish!
Flush it!
BBQ it!
Let it live! Let it LIVE!
Feed it to Kuta
Bury it alive!


Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 5:01 PM 18 shenanigans

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Trim Spa, My Ass...

Anna Nicole Smith is selling a lie by attributing her "new look" to Trim Spa (a diet suppliment, kind of like Metabolife). Here is Anna Nicole, before and after her rapid weight loss:


In the "before" picture Anne Nicole Smith is pushing 230lbs (remember she is almost 6ft tall) and I'm going to guess that her weight in the "after" picture is 120lb. So, she has defiantely lost over 100lbs, which, hey, that's great! BUT, there is NO way that she did not undergo plastic surgery to help and tune up her body. Here are some before & after pictures of a tummy tuck done on a women that lost 140lbs:

Now, unless Anna Nicole Smith has magic skin, she looked very similar to this after losing so much weight. Once you stretch your skin past a certain point, it's not going to snap back. Plus, she is almost 40 years old and has a kid, so she has already lost elasticity in her skin. I'm going to say that after Anna Nicole Smith lost all that weight she had a breast lift, liposuction, tummy tuck and a leg lift. Which would be fine by me if she wasn't claiming that some bunk weight loss suppliment is her "secret". A good plastic surgeon is her secret. I find it so annoying when celebrities lie to the public to try and sell shit...

Edit: After doing some more research it looks like Anna Nicole received a plastic surgery "package" called body contouring and a lower body lift. Doesn't that sound a lot nicer then breast lift, tummy tuck, liposuctions, etc? Haha...

Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 11:57 AM 9 shenanigans

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Ticketed by Dirty Sanchez...

The other day Stefan and I were talking about how funny it would be if he got a speeding ticket in his old beat up Nissan Pathfinder, since he just got a super fast BMW X5, but he still drives the Pathfinder on occassion (transporting our dirty dogs, camping in Mexico, etc). WELL, less then 24 hours later, I was driving the Pathfinder to Stefans house and guess what!? I GOT A SPEEDING TICKET! Pretty ironic since our other two cars are both sports cars...Any how, the motorcycle cop looked like he just stepped out of Reno 911, so I was really trying hard not to crack up when I gave him my license and registration. I got my ticket and realized that I had just been ticketed by DIRTY SANCHEZ (That is my ticket, to the left, signed by "D. Sanchez")! Now, maybe I just have a twisted sense of humor, but being ticketed by Dirty Sanchez is almost worth the $150...

Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 2:17 PM 3 shenanigans