Just Admit That You Want Porn Star Tits
I am SO sick of girls piss-poor excuses for wanting/getting a boob job. Just fucking admit it! You want big, fake tits because you want guys to look at you!
So, here are my Top 5 Stupidest Excuses for Getting a Boob Job:
"Getting a boob job will make me feel better about myself." - Oh yes, big ol titties are going to really help your self esteem. If anything it's going to warp it even more. People staring at your faux boobs, don't like you anymore then before you had weird boobs.
"My body isn't in proportion." - What do you mean, your body isn't in proportion? WTF? Are your feet so small that you fall over when you try to walk? If your arms were not "proportionate" to your legs, would you get arm enlargements?! A very small percentage of human being have perfectly porportionate bodies, so please, find another excuse.
"Clothes with fit me better if my boobs are bigger" - Please tell me you're kidding, with this one. Please!! I can tell you from personal and professional experiance that womens clothing in the USA best fits a B cup OR SMALLER.
"I'm getting breast implants so I can hide my insulin pump in my cleavage" - I actually heard this excuse on the TV show "Dr. 90210". Does any one believe that you are enlarging your boobs JUST so you can hide your insulin pump between them. Why don't you just gain 50 pounds and hide it between a roll of fat?
"I'm getting my boobs done to further my modeling career." - If you need fake tits to further your modeling career, you were never a real model to begin with. Just admit that you're not pretty enough to be a model and move on.
My whole point is this: Don't make up some lame excuse as to why you "need" fake tits, just admit that you are a vain mo-fo that needs self-reassurance through random people thinking that you are superior because you bought yourself big ol' fake boobies. (By the way, people don't think your superior, they just think your kinda trashy). Yes, more seedy guys will try to fondle you and perhaps they will even try to hump you. Not because they think you are a great person, but because you have big trashy fake tits. $5,000 well spent if you ask me!
Labels: Boobs
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 1:42 AM
9 Shenanigans:
I don't have fake tits, I'm a big breasted home grown midwestern girl, but if I did, my excuse would be.."I'm getting fake breasts to make my ass more look smaller." LOL
this was a good rant :-)
You go Summer! Fake titties are nasty! In my line of work I have seen plenty of natural and plenty of fakes and let me just say natural is the way to be!
I've been with women who've had implants. Ich. I think breasts should be admired for their natural beauty, rather than bigger = better. All breasts are beautiful. As soon as they get pumped full of saline or silicon, they become a novelty. No thanks.
Haha...so true. That's SoCal for ya though...Blondes, Boobs and Booty.
...the 3 B's a live by. :)
It's unreal when I party in LA. I mean, Huntington/Newport is bad enough, but LA is its on world. Girls there just inject silicon straight into their heads. I just can't believe some of the stuff girls will say/do there.
It's weird big boobs make a big difference, but when it comes down to it ... they won't keep you wanting that person. It's funny how women get so competitive and need attention so bad. Seriously: it's better to have no attention, than the kind that's all about taking advantage of you.
Shit, I'm not supposed to say all that being a guy. We're supposed to make girls feel like it's their job to please us as much as they can ;)
But seriously: if you're not enough without fake tits, you won't be enough with them either.
Be the best you, you can be!
whatever, stop ranting, mis-spelling and being angry. nothing wrong with fake tits, my wife loves her's and so do I. wonder why so many women get them ??? cause they want it and so do most men. deal with it angry woman ..........
Haha...I love getting spelling advice from someone that doesn't even know what a capital letter is.
I have no problem with fake tits. As long as you admit why you got them.
Apparently "Anonymous" and his wife don't really know why 'cept "cause they want it and so do most men". God I fucking LOVE hillbillies. They probably bought them sweet titties on credit, too....YEEHAW!
fake titties are the best!!!! hands down. Make them big and round :)
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