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Friday, December 08, 2006

Drunks

After I got arrested, I got to kick it in the drunk tank with a few other women. One women had been pulled out of a ditch where she was passed out and had thrown up all over herself. Apparently she had just come from a Christmas party and was wearing a red velvet skirt and a wife beater (covered in puke, at this point). Another women was most likely homeless and definately crazy. One minute she was calling us bitches and the next she was telling us "God bless you". She had obviously been there before as she was smart enough to steal all of the toilet paper to use as a pillow. Another women I was talking to started drinking vodka at 8am that morning and didn't remember anything after 11am. She didn't even remember getting arrested or booked into jail.

One thing that I found especially interesting was that these women (all self proclaimed alcoholics) were given medication by the jail so they wouldn't feel sick. By 6am they were all pacing around, calling the nurse and saying, "Oh my god, I'm going to be sick if they don't get me some meds!". Well, no fucking shit, you're going to be sick, you just told me that you drank a GALLON OF VODKA today. Maybe if they didn't medicate these people, they would learn their lesson and that alcohol ='s hung over at some point. But then, what do I know. Apparently I'm a criminal...haha

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At 12/10/2006 11:59 PM, Blogger Bulbboy had the nerve to say...

Still on tenterhooks wondering 'what went down'.
If you were in for long we would have sent the dp prison break party (Kuta or Shawn) with the blueprints to get you out. =P

 
At 12/21/2006 1:00 PM, Anonymous Mike Dammann had the nerve to say...

I feel a lot better about this year of my life having read this post :) hah

Glad you´re out and blogging again ;)

- Mike

 

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