My Mom is Hilarious
Here is the email I just got from Momma Vicious:
"Remember when I told you I woke up at 222am thinking about you. Then I got on the computer because I thought you were not moving to the right place and my premonition said "Carpinteria". So I Google map it and see Summerland just to the north of Carpinteria. I know you should be the mayor of Summerland. Anyhow, I looked at the map again and, damn, there is a Rincon Beach just to the south of Carpinteria. You guys have the WRONG Rincon Beach!!! Now it is all easier and I can take the train up to see you guys and Kuta and Monkey don't have to fly. Call me the mommy psychic, OK. Check out the map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Carpinteria,+CA&ie=UTF8&z=13&ll=34.414982,-119.537086&spn=0.106211,0.218525&om=1&iwloc=addr
I think you two need to go on an excursion up there for some reason while you are in LIMBO.
Love you!"
Well, Robin, please do tell me what the median price for a 6 bedroom home, with 3 acres, 3 minutes from the beach, in Rincon, CA is. Also, is the climate tropical? Can I wear a bikini every single day? No? Okay, I'm off to Puerto Rico then :).
The funny thing is that Robin has all this anxiety about me living far away, BUT I will see her just as much (if not more) then I do now (she lives a hour away now, so it's not like either of use just "stop by"). I'm keeping my business in San Diego and 80% of the conventions that I go to are in Vegas, so I'll be around quite a bit.
Maybe if you let me be Queen of Summerland..."Mayor" sounds so common...;)
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 2:02 AM
4 Shenanigans:
When I went on a surf trip to Morrow Bay with Ricky last year we surfed in Rincon on the way home. We drove by the "Summerland" sign three times on purpose so I could get a picture of it for my rad girlfriend(it's tough to slow down on the 101).
We would be closer for visits in Puerto Rico than if we were north of LA. That traffic absolutely sucks, we don't do the drive now and we wouldn't be able to do it if we lived up there...we would be working our lives away trying to pay our mortgage.
Besides Summer will be the Queen of whereever we go AND you can't beat the weather/warm water waves of the tropics.
Relax...we're building a "granny flat" designed for extended visits!
Hi, Summer. It's lovely to see ur blog by change. My name is Summer as well~ ha~ I am in the U.K. at present.
Anyway, it's nice to know ur world here and u r beautiful.
It's amazing what a parent's subconscious will concoct to keep their precious baby close to them.
Isn't that sweet!
"Granny flat"....hmmmmmm something I should know? hahaha! I am really ok with it all just have to harrass but I will miss you guys! I really do wish you well on your adventure.
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