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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Living in Limbo

I'm living in MAJOR limbo and it blows. We are still waiting for the house in PR to close, so I'm just sitting around waaaiiiittttting. I need to hire more employees, but I have to wait until the office is moved. I'm bored with my gym and I want to start training in kickboxing, but it's pointless to start now, since I'll be moving. I want to go shopping, but I don't want to buy anything because it will become one more thing to move. I want to get another puppy, but again, that would be one more thing to fly to PR, etc. etc. etc. LIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO blah.

Oh, and no, I didn't win the lottery. What the hell is up with that?! I thought I was a shoo in! ;)

Thursday, November 23, 2006

I'm at the end of my rope...

...Really, I am. Thankfully, I don't want to throw myself in front of a bus (yet), so instead I'm going to buy a lottery ticket and if I win I will donate my business to someone that needs the money and I'll start a non-profit animal shelter. Since the next lottery drawing isn't until Saturday, I better get back to ripping my hair out. Oh, I mean "work"...

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The Hunter/Forager Diet

America's Obesity Epidemic

* In 1960-62, the average man weighed 166.3 pounds. By 1999-2002, the average had reached 191 pounds.

* Similarly, the average woman's weight rose from 140.2 pounds to 164.3 pounds.

* The National Center for Health Statistics reported a dramatic increase in weight when measured by body mass index, a scale that takes into account both height and weight. Average BMI has increased from about 25 to 28 during the past 40 years.

* Two-thirds of Americans (over 64%) are overweight. Almost one-third is obese.

* According to the U.S. Surgeon General’s report (issued in December 2001) more than 60 percent of U.S. adults are considered overweight.

* The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has found that obesity is responsible for more than 325,000 deaths a year.

* About 27% of Americans are classified as obese, which reflects a rise by 50% in the last 10 years. Even more startling, a recent study published in USA Today predicts that number will increase to 40% by the year 2005.

Source: Jenny Craig

One of the major reasons that Americans are fat (and becoming fatter each year) is because everything is so damn convenient. Escalators, crappy fast food, soda machines more plentiful then water fountains, etc. etc. etc. So, with this is mind, I have figured out the perfect way to lose weight. I'm calling it the Hunter/Forager Diet and the rules are simple. You have to hunt and forage for, and prepare your food as you get hungry.

1. Empty out your refrigerator and your cupboard.

2. Whenever you get hungry, you must walk, run or ride a bike to the store and "hunt" for your food.

3. You can purchase only raw items that you have to prepare in order to make one meal.

4. Repeat next time you're hungry.


I swear this will work :). At least for me, if food isn't convenient, I'm too busy to eat. I wanted a snack the other night and decided I was going to have macadamian nuts since there are three huge macadamian nut trees in my yard. I went out and hunted for a handful in the dark, came back and about 7 were consumable. I removed the husk from each one and proceeded to whack the fuck out of them, with a hammer, trying to crack the shell. Two of them I hit too hard and smashed them to oblivion, so after all that work, I had 5 nuts (that I still had to dig out of the cracked shell with a knife). They were good, so I definately wanted more, but it was too much work, so I stopped eating. If I had a jar of shelled, salted macadamian nuts from the store, I could have easily eaten 1 cup (or more), which is 962 calories and 101.5 grams of fat. Yikes!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

I Won a Trip to Las Vegas!

The good news is that I won a trip to Vegas for December 1st - 3rd, from a local radio station! The bad news is that Stefan and I already have plane tickets and hotel reservations for a trip to Vegas on December 5th - 6th. Everyone says that I should just extend the trip through the 4th, but there is NO WAY IN HELL that I want to be in Vegas for 6 days. So, after all the excitment of winning a cool trip to Vegas, I'm going to have to skip it....Bummer!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

The Grossest Bug in the World!

Potato bugs are the grossest f*&^ing things in the WHOLE WORLD!!!


I forgot about how sick they are until I saw one charging straight at me, in my office the other night! Okay, "charging" may be an exaggeration since they arn't very fast, but still, GROSSSSSSSSSSS! Ugh. My stomach seriously hurts from having to look at that potato bug when I was editing the picture above. I think I'm going to barf...