A $2 Bottle of Wine?
Today I was dragging in inventory shipments and I noticed a mystery box. Yes, I am so anal that I know exactly how many shipment are to arrive on each specific day, and this day there was an extra box. I recognized the vendor on the return address label, so I figured it was their 2007 catalogs or something like that. I tore it open and read the accompanying letter:
Dear Valued Customer,
Like a good standing wine, our business improves over time~!
We understand that we may have caused you undue frustration this year in shipping woes.
This holiday, we wish to show you our appreciation for your business and your patience as we continue to grow, by offering you this bottle of wine...
My 1st thought was that it was a nice gesture, since I have indeed suffered some serious bang-my-head-against-the-wall moments due to this company's lack of professionalism. But, my inner Cinical Summer, thought, "Yeah, right. It's probably a bottle of Charles Shaw." Low and behold...
I must be psychic.
So, I spent $100,000 with this company in 2006. Their "customer service" agents are complete bitches 75% of the time (until I dropped the name of the owner of the company once, then they were nice for about a week) and they just sent me a bottle of wine that retails for $1.99. Classic...:)
In other news, Monkey loves the pink fluffy bed she received as her late Christmas present...
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 12:56 AM
4 Shenanigans:
Monkey is cute. Don't forget to mention...we will still be drinking that bottle of charles shaw, even though it's a merlot :-)
What the hell is Monkey Wearing?
Is that a nappy? (diaper? US)
like a dog in heat cause Monkeys so horny...
Yep, monkey's wearing hot pants cause she's a sexy bitch! And she's having her period...ewwwww.
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