Sueing Microsoft

Monday, March 05, 2007

Sueing Microsoft

Windows is the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen. Someone should file a class action lawsuit against them for false advertising (the POS never does what it's supposed to do) and cause of mental distress. Seriously. Crappiest product I've seen in forever. Fuck you, Bill Gates, get some real programmers.

I guess I'll just shut down my business since this stupid piece of shit IBM can only sometimes print my invoices. Fuckers.

Oh wait, here we go, I jiggled the fucking computer around for 45 minutes and NOW it will print. Nothing changed, just had to turn the piece of shit operating system off and on until it could find the printer that has always been there (and it's been printing to for the past month). This is seriously what you people put up with?! Bill Gates sells a broken, pathetic product and people just accept it. I guess when my customers order lingerie I'm going to send them some lace, a piece of silk, a needle and some thread. If they call my lingerie tech support I'll have some Indian dude tell them how to sew it together into the sexy lingerie I sold them, in a mear 3 hours of their time.

FUCK!

Labels: Geeky Stuff, Technology

7 Shenanigans:

At 3/06/2007 2:13 AM, Lever had the nerve to say...: LMFAO *ahem*

Sorry, Summer, I couldn't help but laugh at that :) I'm reading Bill Gate's bio at the moment and he's been doing it since day 1 with Microsoft... And don't get me started on that POS browser IE7...

Hey, throw that IBM out the window and video it for YouTube =)
At 3/06/2007 6:09 PM, mdh? had the nerve to say...: whos idea was it to change operating systems?
At 3/07/2007 5:39 AM, Bulbboy had the nerve to say...: You might like this clip of Eddie Izzard having problems dealing with a printer. "Control-P-print, Control-P-print, Control-P-print, Control-P-print..."

So true. :)
At 3/08/2007 2:57 AM, Anonymous had the nerve to say...: Linux is looking better and better all the time. A nice distro of Kubuntu would fix ya right up.

If ever you get the urge to give it a whirl (try it out), it can be a lot of fun and is a very powerful OS as well! I have a basic tutorial about trying out Kubuntu on my new blog at outlook.qualitynetdesign.com

A real nice feature is... Kubuntu can run as a live boot disc... so therefore a person can try it out first... without having to fully install it on their system.

Have a lot of fun!
At 3/08/2007 4:19 PM, Hon had the nerve to say...: So hows the old Puerto Rico place coming along?
At 3/09/2007 1:32 AM, Vicious Summer had the nerve to say...: Lever & MDH:

I definately would have dropped kicked my computer if it was an IBM, but I'm just running windows on my new intel Macintosh. Honestly though if it was an IBM it would have been smashed to little tiny bits.

I feel guilty for making my superior Macintosh stoop to running Windows but I couldn't find any mid sized business solutions software for Macintosh.

BulbBoy:

That was SO hilarious. It's like Eddie Izzard was acting out my post...haha. I honestly have no idea how people put up with Windows...

Hon:

Slowly but surely. Things move a looootttttttt slower in Puerto Rico, so we've found. Down to the last stages though and, oh yes, paradise will be mine!! ;)
At 3/11/2007 4:17 PM, mdh had the nerve to say...: PR will Rock! and hopefully Much slower. Will I ever get to have my afternoon siestas again? Those latinos know how to live. I'm thinking I'll just pay anyone to teach me how to relax.