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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Now I'm Supposed to Lie?!

I get sentanced tomorrow. This is where I'm supposed to pay my debt to society, even though I never did anything illegal. I have been advised by more then one friend that is a lawyer, that this is where I'm supposed to beg the judge for forgiveness. No matter what. It doesn't matter that I never commited a crime. Now I'm supposed to explain how sorry I am for actions that I never took and how sorry I am for commiting crimes that I never commited. I'm a horrible liar, I hate lieing and I can't do it convincingly. With that in mind, I will probably be sentanced to 3 years in prison. And no, I'm not joking. After what I've gone through in the last 2 weeks, I would not be the least bit surprised to be sentanced to hard time for crimes that were never commited. What an awesome country. I have to say that I'm absolutely disgusted with being an American. I guess I should go get some Macdonalds and then take some Paxil to make everything all better. What a sick fucking world. I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.

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At 6/06/2007 8:30 PM, Blogger Bulbboy had the nerve to say...

Don't lie, no need to stoop to the policeman's level.

Our thoughts are with you for tomorrow Summer.

 

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