Monkey Anal Cream
I took Monkey to the vet today and her butt problem was exactly what I thought (gotta love the internet). Her anal sacs were full, which gives dogs a very uncomfortable feeling. Victor the vet tech, did the honors of putting his finger up her butt to "express" her anal gland ($20, well spent...) and even he seemed a bit grossed out when he was explaining to me that Monkey's sacs "were very full".
The vet also gave me a perscription for anal cream and I'm supposed to "apply a thin layer to rectal area twice daily for 10 days". WHAT? They didn't even give me any rubber gloves to go with the Monkey anal cream. Christ.
Stefan, I am Fex Ex-ing Monkey and her anal cream to you. She's YOUR dog, you know...(she's only our dog when she does cute stuff...).
Anal cream. Are you f-ing kidding me?!
Labels: Animals, Dogs, Funny, Health, Monkey
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 3:13 PM
3 Shenanigans:
WAY too kinky for me
You certainly got the raw end of the deal on this one ;-)
Do you think she would survive the trip?
Makes me think of Wayne's World.
Your poor doggy, thinking:
Stick a finger up me?
"...and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"
Another monkey.
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