I'm Addicted...
I'm totally addicted to celebrity crack. "Celebrity crack" consists of celeb gossip websites that dish the dirt on the latest retarded antics of famous people (TMZ.com, popsugar.com, thehollywoodgossip.com, thesuperficial.com, etc). I don't even know why it's so entertaining to me. I don't watch TV, I rarely watch movies, I can't stand Hollywood clubs where you have to wait in line to get in and pay a few hundred dollars for a VIP table (can you say "sucker"?). Quite honestly, I wouldn't even know who any of these "celebrities" were if it wern't for the gossip mags/websites. It's like a train wreck, you don't want to look, but if you do, you can't look away...
Any how, I spent a couple of hours today researching advertising on these celebrity sites for one of my stores (we share the same demographic) and I got distracted by a couple of things...
Britney Spears' Ass:
Okay, I've been known to wear some short skirts, but I mean, COME ON, Britney:
Britney Spears is wearing a shirt, with no pants and knee high boots while shopping in Hollywood...Hmmm...Apparently she is on some REALLY good meds.
Heidi Montag's Butterface:
I know, I know, I know. Totally not nice. But Heidi Montag is the epitome of the term "butterface" (For those of you that don't know what "butterface" means, everything is good but-her-face).
Heidi Montag is some chick on the MTV reality show "The Hills", which I've never seen, but apparently it's popular. The boob job and nose job didn't really help Heidi out much, but she does have a really cute butt. And it's only $80 per month to advertise on Heidi's official blog, so hopefully she can at least drive traffic...haha.
Sorry, I know. Totally bad.
Labels: Celebrities
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 8:45 PM
4 Shenanigans:
Wow! What mess is Brit! Why would she want to show that now that her butt looks like that!
How old is Britney? I don't want to be mean. But it seems like just a short time ago she looked young and (kinda) hot.
See?! I told you. It's like a train wreck...Can't...look...away...
I think Britney Spears is 26 or 27. And she need to stop partying and start doing some squats. I know, not a nice thing to say, but what do you expect when you wear something that doesn't even cover the majority of your major butt?
Never heard "butterface' before, pretty funny.
I think Britney's next entry into the tabloids should have her wearing nothing but her extensions, they are almost convering her butt as it is. It's the only logical progression. You heard it here first folks. It's gonna be called "Mermaid chic!"
Or she may just have forgotten to put items of clothing on, we all have those days don't we?
;)
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