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Thursday, October 04, 2007

Cats are Gross

While I'm in San Diego, I've been staying at my brothers house occassionally. Today I was getting ready to go into work and was going through my luggage. The shirt I wanted to wear was a bit damp and I figured that my lotion or something leaked on the flight, so I stuck it up to my face to sniff it out and see what broke. Oh. Cat piss. Nice. My brothers cat decided to piss all over my clothing and in my new suitcase.

I've never really been a cat person (although I like all animals), but this is the clincher. Cat are just gross. Actually, I take that back. Any animal that lives 100% of its life indoors, and shits and pisses in your house, is disgusting. Don't you think it would be gross if I kept a box of my dogs crap and pee in a box in my bathroom? I don't care what kind of fancy litter box and expensive cat litter you use, if you own a cat, you house smells like shit (and piss). You don't notice it because you live in it and you're used to it. Gross. Animals are not meant to live indoors.

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At 10/04/2007 11:33 AM, Blogger Monks had the nerve to say...

eeeewwwwww....gross.

Mark and Robin just adopted another little kitty...it is so cute and loves Isabella. They don't let their cats inside the house and there are no litter boxes anywhere. That is the only way I would have a cat, just another animal living on our property..not in our house with litter boxes.

 
At 10/04/2007 12:00 PM, Blogger stevievep had the nerve to say...

What's up with your brother's blog? Has he just been living the good life in his new castle, smoking a pipe in his indian garb? :)

 
At 10/04/2007 5:35 PM, Anonymous mdh had the nerve to say...

Although I agree 100%, one persons ceiling is anothers floor. Your house was gross to me because it smelled like Kuta but then I was gross to you because I smell like cigs. The cat pissed on your stuff because your the newcomer taking the masters time away from him/her. How tough is it to wash your cloths? Dont be biting a gift horse/house in the ass.

 
At 10/04/2007 8:47 PM, Blogger Robin had the nerve to say...

I love that new saying! "Don't bite a gift horse in the ass!" It is usually "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"....that is because from its teeth you can tell how old a horse is. Thus someone may be giving you an old nag but you should be appreciative regardless. Horses used to be one of the most important things you could own. I will use the new saying about "biting it in the ass" because that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. Thanks for the chuckle!

 
At 10/05/2007 7:57 AM, Anonymous Bulbboy had the nerve to say...

Who did it? Yashi or Wiggly?

We know of that old "pee in the suitcase and they won't discover it until they arrive at their destination" trick.

I think their way of saying "We love you, don't go!"

Remember to use biologoical powder to to wash, and not non-bio. Biological is supposed to remove any trace odours to cats, so they don't piss again when you make the return journey. Well, that's the theory.

The only true way to be safe is to never leave the country, and stroke the kitties all day.
:)

 
At 10/08/2007 5:08 PM, Anonymous mdh had the nerve to say...

Cat piss is the WORST! Most foul thing I know of.

 

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