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Monday, April 30, 2007

"The Mental Guide To Skateboarding"

I stumbled upon "The Mental Guide To Skateboarding" today and I think it is a REALLY good read for anyone getting into skating or trying to progress in skateboarding.

ACTUALLY, it's a really good guide for skateboarding, snowboarding, surfing and wakeboarding, too. I never got that heavy into skating (I ate shit way too much and pavement really fucking hurts), but I can totally apply these rules to snowboarding and surfing. For example, I'm a pretty good snowboarder, and I have never been serious hurt doing it. Why? Because I always rode at my own level. As soon as I was 99% in control, I was hitting the little jumps, as soon as I landed 99% of those, I was off to the big jumps, as soon as I landed 99% off those, I started 180's...and so on.

Once you have the ability (which can take years for most, so don't try and rush it :D ), the rest is all mental. For example, when I was motivated and competing in snowboarding, I had no problem hitting just about anything...Until I smashed my face on a rail one day...It was a baby rail that I had successfully hit at least 100 times before and I didn't even get hurt (Luckly I was wearing goggles that took all of the physical damage), but it just scared the shit out of me. I was used to ALWAYS making it and falling on your face on a rail is NO BUENO. Any how, it took me TWO YEARS to hit a rail again, because mentally I blew it...

Any ways, enough about me being mental...I think one of the best quotes from The Mental Guide To Skateboarding is:

"Have Fun:
Skateboarding wasn’t invented to be competitive or to piss off people or to increase the curculation of weed. Skateboarding was invented as a way to get from surfers house to the beach and back. Who cares if someone is better than you or if you cant do a particular trick, if your not enjoying skating, then stop skating.
"

That may seem obvious, but I can't tell you how many people I've know that skateboard/snowboard/surf/wakeboard/whatever, for the wrong reasons...

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Sunday, April 29, 2007

Sunglasses Fetish?

Stefan and I were shopping for sheets for our new temperpedic bed today, and we decided to see if we needed anything else. So, of course I was able to find a new pair of sunglasses that I just had to have. Stefan pointed out that I have been buying SO many pairs of sunglasses lately and did I really need another pair?!

( Photographic evidence of my sunglass fetish: )


Of course I need them ;). So I bought the black pair shown at the upper right of the picture above. They're hot. Had to have 'em...;)

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Macintosh vs. PC

Here are the Mac versus PC commercials that are really, SO funny. Unless you own a PC and then you're just pissed...;)


















This Mac commercial is pretty hilarious too :D!

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

A Dog Named Monkey

Once upon a time there was a dog named Monkey. Monkey gets very nervous when riding in the car. Can't you tell?!


Actually, Monkey's two favorite things are riding in the car and sleeping. Wait, actually I think sleeping and farting tie for 2nd place on Monkey's favorite things to do list.

I snapped this picture of Monkey sleeping during a car ride to Mexico. And, yes, she was farting too. I think Stefan and I invented a new game called, "Who Can Roll Their Window Down Quicker"....

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

$9,000,000 Dancing Horse

Check out how cool this horse is. Her name is Matine and the rider is Andreas Helgstrand:

How cute is that? That horse is totally dancing! Awwwww....

My mom is a crazy horse person and went to Vegas to see a dressage competition, so she was all excited to see the horse in the video above (Matine). Well, unfortuntately, after the owners of this horse chartered a non-stop flight from Europe for the horse, someone forgot to put down rubber mats and the poor horse slipped and fell while getting off the plane and was unable to compete. Matine was the shoo in to win the competition too, which had a $100,000 prize. How pissed would you be if you chartered a flight for your $9 million horse and some bonehead forgot to put down some rubber mats and injures her?! Luckly she's going to be okay, but she was not well enough to compete in Vegas.

So back to how crazy my mom is. Here she is with the "famous" rider Andreas Helgstrand. My mom's a horse groupie...haha

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Carmen Electra is a Rapper


Did you know that Carmen Electra is a bonafide rapper? Yes, that's right, she released a self titled rap album in 1993. And let me tell you, this is one hell of an album! With smash hits like "Go Go Dancer", "Go on (Witcha Bad Self)" and "Fantasia Erotica", you know I am anxiously awaiting the release of her next album.

Seriously though, Carmen's rap album is SO bad it's embarrasing. You gotta wonder what she was thinking. Check out the "hit" track "Go Go Dancer". I wouldn't quite call this gangsta rap, more like strippa rap...Although, I don't think strip clubs would even play this horribly bad song. I hope she fired and/or quite hanging out with whomever told here she was a good rapper.

The whole reason I just thought about Carmens sweet rapping skillz is because that "Go Go Dancer" song is floating around in my iTunes and everytime it comes up in a shuffle I can't believe how bad it is...very, very, very bad.

Luckly, Carmen Electra does have at least one talent...looking hot!








Go Carmen, go!

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Friday, April 13, 2007

Ass-piration

I have been working like freaking crazy lately and have been neglecting myself by not working out. I've probably gained 5lbs, which is no bueno! I was editing the latest lingerie photos today and couldn't help but notice how nice of an ass this model has. Cute, round and perky are all essential for a nice booty (of course that is subject to opinion).

So, instead of cursing this model with the nice butt to hell, I got off my ass and ran 4 miles (According to my Nike Plus System, I ran 4 miles in 40.26 minutes and burned 367 calories). I'm fairly certain my butt will look like that tomorrow. That's how it works right?!

Well, nonetheless, this is my workout ass-piration for the day. I think it deserves a closer look, don't you?




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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Go to Hell!

The lovely town of Hell is located in Michigan (zip code of Hell, MI is 48169) and boasts a lively population of 266. Hmmm...Sort of sounds like Eternal Hell would be more fun...

According to wikipedia, there are two versions of how Hell got it's name:

"The first holds that a pair of German travelers stepped out of a stagecoach one sunny afternoon in the 1830s, and one said to the other, "So schön und hell!" - roughly translated as, "So beautiful and bright!" Their comments were overheard by some locals and the name stuck.

The second holds that after Michigan gained statehood, George Reeves was asked what he thought the town he helped settle should be called, and replied, "I don't care, you can name it Hell for all I care." The name became official on October 13, 1841."

You can also get married in Hell. Hey, why not...

If Hell has too many people for your taste (266 hillbillies!), you could always vacation in Hell for Certain, Kentucky, which is only "sparsly populated due to rough terrain". :D

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Anorexia

I just got the new catalogs from one of my suppliers and it looks like one of their models has fallen prey to anorexic (or bulimia).

Here she is two years ago:


Last year:




This year:




She was thin to begin with, so she must be really abusing hereself to get down to downright skeletal. Quite honestly, I was grossed out by her latest photos and I won't be using them on LaLaLingerie.com. Not only because she looks sick, but the clothes don't look right or attractive hanging off of a skeleton.

Being a model can be such a mind fuck, it's not surprising that so many models have some sort of eating disorder. It's sad to witness...

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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Drinking Age in Costa Rica

What is the drinking age in Costa Rica? As long as you can see over the counter and have a few bucks, you're old enough to buy alcohol. :)



Although I always tell people that as long as you can see over the counter, you can buy beer in Costa Rica, it was still funny to see this little 8 year old girl buying two cans of Imperial beer at the supermercado. I snapped this picture last time Stefan and I were in Costa. And yes, we were buying Imperial too :).

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Stuffy Business Owners

Stefan and I hard at work today...


I was making fun of Stefan's Macdonalds drive-thru head set, so he snapped this picture.

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Monday, April 02, 2007

Taser Study in San Diego

Taser study explores effects on people, why some die

SAN DIEGO ---- A study underway in San Diego is aiming to determine why some people who are shocked with electric stun guns die, while others suffer no ill effects.

The two-year research effort is being challenged because it is being conducted under controlled circumstances and is using healthy trainees at the San Diego Regional Public Safety Training Institute at Miramar College.

Sixty San Diego County sheriff's deputies have volunteered to be monitored by researchers while they train to use the Tasers, which were purchased by the Sheriff's Department in 2006 as a less-lethal alternative to their firearms. The deputies are shot with tasers, which deliver a 50,000-volt electrical shock, during their training.

"In general, more research is good," said Kevin Keenan, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union office for San Diego and Imperial counties.

But he said his organization is particularly concerned about the effect of stun gun jolts on the heart, especially involving people who are under the influence of alcohol or drugs, the young, the elderly or those with medical conditions.

Research team member Gary Vilke, of the University of California at San Diego, who is a doctor trained in emergency medicine, said the fact that the study does not examine people under the same stress as that endured in a struggle with law enforcement officers is "always the criticism."

"We're trying to see if there are any changes in humans in general,"
Vilke said. "The first studies were done on pigs."

Deputies are being used because they have already accepted any risks from being stunned as part of their training, said the researcher.

He said the research team, which includes staff from UCSD and San Diego State University, originally wanted to use average people for the study.

However, Vilke said, the investigational review boards at the universities were concerned because stun guns hadn't been tested on humans yet, so they limited test subjects for the research to people who had already accepted the risks as part of their work.

As of March 7, Amnesty International lists 220 people who have died since June of 2001 in the United States after Tasers were used on them, said Mona Cadena, San Francisco deputy director for the western region of that organization.

Rick Poggemeyer, operations administrator at the San Diego County Medical Examiner's office, said there have been at least four deaths involving the use of a Taser during the past six years in this county.

Two involved Tasers used by San Diego police. The other two deaths were in North County.

Nazario J. Solorio, 38, died after Escondido police used a Taser on him in May of 2005. In February Martin Mendoza, 43, died after sheriff's deputies Tasered him in Vista.

Authorities said Solorio had schizophrenia and Mendoza appeared to have some "mental instability" when they struggled with police or deputies, and that both men had histories of drug use.

Custody deaths

Vilke, a 40-year-old Scripps Ranch resident, said people who become extremely excited have been dying in law enforcement custody for decades. More than 90 percent of those who die are on drugs and others have psychiatric disorders, he said.

"What we're seeing now is the same population, the same types of people, dying after they've been shot with Tasers," Vilke said. "It's getting more media attention because it's noteworthy, but it's been happening for years."

In recent years, Vilke said, there has been concern about whether the electrical shock would disrupt the person's heart beat, ability to breathe, or acid-based (PH) balances.

"We basically study those three things," Vilke said.

He and three other UCSD staff members who are also doctors trained in emergency medicine, as well as a San Diego State exercise physiologist, started the study in summer of 2005 when there was little research involving the effect of Tasers on humans.

The two-year project is funded by the National Institute of Justice with about $213,000 from the federal U.S. Department of Justice. The institute is the department's research, development and evaluation agency.

During the study's first phase, 30 deputies were monitored before and after a Taser shock to get baseline cardiac data, breathing and metabolic rates, Vilke said.

He said 30 deputies have volunteered for the second part to see how exercise affects a Taser jolt.

Before they're shocked, each deputy will pedal a stationary bicycle to get his or her heart rate up to 80 percent of predicted maximum in an attempt to simulate exertion that might happen in the field.

"It certainly doesn't answer the question, 'Well, they're not on meth either,' and that's always going to be the case," Vilke said.

So far, he said, the researchers haven't seen any physiological effects because of stun guns ---- no more acid in the blood, no more electrolytes or other changes.

The only change over time is that enzymes increase from muscle exertion "consistent with light exercise," the researcher said.

"There's nothing that we've found that would cause death with the Taser," Vilke said.

Repeated shocks

Both North County men who died after being shot with a Taser were shocked at least twice while struggling with police or deputies, according to officials.

The medical examiner's office said Solorio died because he couldn't breathe at some point during the struggle and he suffered irreversible brain damage. The autopsy on Mendoza hasn't been completed, pending laboratory results, officials said.

"All the evidence that's out there is very clear that multiple shocks with a Taser would be equivalent to Russian roulette," Cadena said. "The studies that are out there haven't really explored the conditions that could exacerbate the situation."

Those conditions include epilepsy, heart pacemakers, people on medication or who have medical conditions, the mentally ill and substance abusers, she said.

Taser International, the Arizona-based market leader in stun guns, has successfully defended itself against almost 40 wrongful death or injury lawsuits.

Although the company routinely maintains that the Taser is a safer way to control people than using guns, it warned in a 2005 training bulletin that the stun guns should be used with physical restraint techniques.

That should be done in order to minimize the length of any struggle and the use of the Taser, particularly because someone in an "excited delirium" could suffer "significant and potentially fatal health risks" from prolonged exertion as well as impaired breathing, the training bulletin said.

Excited delirium is a disputed condition generally attributed to people who have mental conditions and are frequently under the influence of drugs or extreme stress.

They may appear to be sweaty, their hearts racing, disoriented, unaware of their surroundings.

"The answer is not there as to why they end up in that stage," Vilke said. "We just know it's going on."

He said excited delirium constitutes a medical emergency, but police get involved because the people have been acting irrationally, breaking things and causing other problems.

As far as the medical community is concerned, Vilke said, if someone isn't responding to the shock, that lack of response needs to be viewed as a medical emergency and the person needs to be taken into custody as quickly as possible.

Skeptics remain

John Parker, a former police officer who recently retired as executive director of the county's Citizens Law Enforcement Review Board, is skeptical of using healthy people in a very controlled situation for a Taser study.

"I wouldn't trust the study any further than I could throw it," said Parker. "I would never say you should take the Taser away."

It should be viewed as a less-lethal device with recognition that deaths have happened after Tasers were used, he said.

Parker said since the Sheriff's Department started using Tasers about a year ago the review board has received at least one complaint about use of the stun gun.

"That's a case where a person survived," Parker said. "We've also got the other one (Mendoza)."

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The real problem I see with Taser use is that Tasers were brought into police use as "a safer way to control people than using guns". But, cops are using tasers in situations that in NO WAY would warrant use of a gun. Each police department has different guidelines as to when a Taser should be used and San Diego Police can taser you for "non-compliance". Essentially if a police officer tells you to do something and you refuse, they can taser you. Does that mean if I refused to sit down when asked by a police officer, they could shoot me too? Cops need to learn a little restraint and think about the consequences before using their "fun" new toys...

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Sunday, April 01, 2007

Today I got T-Boned...

Today Stefan and I were driving to Big Lots (a super rad ghetto discount store) to pick up some new bins for the ever growing Vicious Enterprises inventory. I put on my blinker to turn into the strip mall and watched in horror as some moron slowly creeps out into the street...stops...then guns it into the side of my car...

Normally, I am a very level headed person, but the fact that this is the 1st car I've purchased in cash AND I recently spent almost $5K getting it totally pimped out, I exploded into a profanity-laced tirad as soon as that Ford Explorer hit the side of my car. Luckly for the driver of the other car, Stefan was with me and immediately hopped out to deal with the situation as I'm still cussing at the top of my lungs.

He hit us hard enough for us both to say, "Oh shit...", and it looked like he hit the car smack dab in between the front driver side quarter panel and the driver side door, so I was already calculating the damage cost in my head before I even saw it (r&r front quarter + r&r driver door + possible rim and tire damage + paint blend x 5 because it's a BMW = $12,000. Gee, working in the auto damage department at GEICO is all coming back to me...). I regained enough composure to jump out and look at the damage...

There was no damage. Not even a tiny scratch. Stefan and I inspected the car twice and we couldn't believe it. The must have hit us square in the front wheel where there is a 1/2" piece of plastic that frames the wheel well, because there literally is not a scratch or dent on the paint. Although, the alignment feels slightly off, so they may have hit the actual rim, but an alignment is only $60.

Nonetheless, very strange...

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Temperpedic Mattresses

Stefan and I finally broke down and got a new bed. After much thought and lots of research we opted for the king-sized Tempurpedic "pressure relieving Swedish mattress system" that is "changing the way the world sleeps". After testing out all different types of Tempurpedic beds, we opted for the The DeluxeBed by Tempur-Pedic:


Now, I'm not one to drop $3,000 on a mattress (especially when it's just a stack of foam), but holy crap, this mattress is totally worth it. Plus, I think I've paid my dues by sleeping on a $100 mattress my entire life...

Our new mattress is not being delivered until Wednesday, but we did get two ComfortPillows (by Tempur-Pedic) which we used last night. I swear to you that just by using the Tempur-Pedic pillow, I had the best nights sleep I've had in as long as I can remember. I actually woke up RESTED (that never happens...Never, never, never!)!

Everyone is getting Tempur-pedic pillows for Christmas this year, seriously.

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