Paris Hilton Can't Dance
You would think that someone that practically lives in a nightclub, would at least have some sort of game when it comes to bustin' a move...No? No...
Paris HIlton was judging the Miss Turkey pageant when one of the contestants pulled Paris on stage for an impromptu dance:
{ Warning: The following video is awkwardly painful to watch }
Seriously? If I made a living off of hanging out in night clubs, I would spend a little of daddy's money on some dance lessons so I don't look like a drunken arthritic chicken on the dance floor.
Labels: Celebrities, Funny, Videos
Rambled by Vicious Summer @ 11:06 AM
4 Shenanigans:
You didn't even need to add a video. You had me at "Paris Hilton was judging the Miss Turkey pageant". You won my heart with that sentence alone.
I think she can't dance here because a: her regular dancing consists of spinning around with her arms in the air and b: she's usually waaaaasted when she's "dancing", so her sober dancing is even worse than her regular, drunk dancing.
*giggle* Silly Paris.
Someone has been a busy blogger.
Definitely not a great moment for PH there. You can almost hear wind whistling and a tumbleweed about to blow by as she 'shakes her thang.'
I saw a trailer for The Hottie and the Nottie last week. I'll give nearly any film a try but leaned over to Bulbgirl and said "even I don't fancy that one."
She concurred.
This video of Paris is even better!
^
April fool.
:D
Yesterday, everything on the front page of Youtube was directed to that.
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