From the demented creative minds behind such classic songs as “Dick in a Box” and “Jizz in my Pants”, I present to you: “Im on a Boat!”

Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live, actually has a band called “The Lonely Island” that writes and produces these hilarious songs for SnL and they even released an album titled “Incredibad”. Pretty funny stuff!

On a side note…Who knew that T-Pain was actually a human!? I thought he was just a Vocoder…

As of today I am 14 weeks and 3 days pregnant (only 25 weeks and 4 days to go!). Stefan and I went to our 1st doctors appointment today and I got the basic physical stuff done. I got weighed, which I was interested in seeing how much weight I have gained so far, and to my surprise I havn’t gained any weight. I usually fluctuate between 118 and 122, and I weigh exactly 120lb right now. I was surprised because I definately feel bigger and I can see obvious changes in my body already. My waist is definately noticably thicker then it was pre-pregnancy and there is a mini baby bump :).

We also got to see the baby for the first time on the sonogram machine. Although, in true Puerto Rico fashion, the sonogram’s print function was broken, so we had to take pictures of the sonograms screen with my camera:

And, here is a video of the fetal heart beat:

Although it is still too early to see the sex of the baby (that is usually done between 18 - 20 weeks), the doctor predicts that it is a boy by the sound of the heartbeat. Apparently girls heartbeats are slightly faster. Who knows how accurate that really is, but she’s got a 50/50 chance of being right :).

Do you ever wonder what washed up porn stars do after they turn 40? I highly doubt Busty Heart saved up for retirement, because rather then retiring to live her golden years on a golf course in Leisure Town, instead she’s come up with a circus freak act: Using her saggy breast implants to crush objects. Like watermelons.

Yikes. Tell me that isn’t painful?!

This video is so incredibly cute and funny! Apparently this cockatoo really likes the Backstreet boys and totally rocks out when he hears them…

Am I crazy or does that bird have mad rythme!?!

You would think that someone that practically lives in a nightclub, would at least have some sort of game when it comes to bustin’ a move…No? No…

Paris HIlton was judging the Miss Turkey pageant when one of the contestants pulled Paris on stage for an impromptu dance:

{ Warning: The following video is awkwardly painful to watch }

Seriously? If I made a living off of hanging out in night clubs, I would spend a little of daddy’s money on some dance lessons so I don’t look like a drunken arthritic chicken on the dance floor.

When we found our little kitten (Chichieto, or Cheech for short), he was only 4 to 4.5 weeks old, which is almost too young to be away from his mommy. But, he was abandoned, so we didn’t have any choice. One of the funny things the he developed is his love for our fuzzy, cheetah print blanket. He immediately took to it and whenever he sees it, he can’t help but run over to it, gently grab it in his mouth and start nursing on it. He usually does this for about an hour or until he falls asleep (with the blanket still in his mouth).

He got a little nervous when I shot this video of him, but normally, he is going off with the kneading and he purrs like crazy. It’s obviously soothing to him, sort of like when a kid sucks it’s thumb. So cute!

Here is a video of Travis Barkers remix of Soulja Boy’s song “Crank That”:

Even though I never liked Blink 182, you just can’t deny that Travis Barker is a talented drummer…;)

Here is a hilarious spoof of Britney Spears’ big come back performance. I find it especially funny because I was just talking to someone about how over medicated America is today…haha

Is it bad that the guy (Greg Scarnici) that spoofed Britney has a way nicer body then her?!

Oh my. Here is the big Britney Spears “comeback” performance at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards:

Holy crap. It really was that bad. How sad.

MTV gave Britney Spears a HUGE chance to redeem her career by being the OPENING act for one of the biggest awards shows and she stumbled around the stage in an outfit she really shouldn’t being wearing and sort of tried to lip-synch. Proceed to Insert nails in to career coffin…

Honestly I think the funniest part is when the cameras pan to the audience (P-Diddy, 50-Cent, Rhianna, etc) and they’re all looking around like Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out and yell, “Y’ALL GOT PUNK’D!”. Unfortunately it wasn’t a joke. Yikes.

Here’s a video of Britneys VMA performance in 2000. Big difference…