Go to Hell!
The lovely town of Hell is located in Michigan (zip code of Hell, MI is 48169) and boasts a lively population of 266. Hmmm…Sort of sounds like Eternal Hell would be more fun…
According to wikipedia, there are two versions of how Hell got it’s name:
“The first holds that a pair of German travelers stepped out of a stagecoach one sunny afternoon in the 1830s, and one said to the other, “So schön und hell!” - roughly translated as, “So beautiful and bright!” Their comments were overheard by some locals and the name stuck.
The second holds that after Michigan gained statehood, George Reeves was asked what he thought the town he helped settle should be called, and replied, “I don’t care, you can name it Hell for all I care.” The name became official on October 13, 1841.”
You can also get married in Hell. Hey, why not…
If Hell has too many people for your taste (266 hillbillies!), you could always vacation in Hell for Certain, Kentucky, which is only “sparsly populated due to rough terrain”. 
I always heard that all the fun people went to Hell. Only 266 people there? It must be a boring world.
Funny you should post that. My friends just got married in a place as near to heaven on earth as you could imagine (although a little on the cold side).
Hey! Omg! So I didn’t know you were back posting! The last few months every time I check there aren’t any updates… curious… !
Yeah so I live in good ole Michigan and have never been to Hell!