Summer's Shenanigans

You would think that someone that practically lives in a nightclub, would at least have some sort of game when it comes to bustin' a move...No? No...

Paris HIlton was judging the Miss Turkey pageant when one of the contestants pulled Paris on stage for an impromptu dance:

{ Warning: The following video is awkwardly painful to watch }



Seriously? If I made a living off of hanging out in night clubs, I would spend a little of daddy's money on some dance lessons so I don't look like a drunken arthritic chicken on the dance floor.

Labels: Celebrities, Funny, Videos

What would you do if you were driving drunk and/or high, slammed into a semi and then a wall and found that your girlfriend/passenger was unconscious?

Personally, if I was in that situation, I would do anything in my power to help my passenger. Well, Ricco Rodriquez found himself in that exact situation and instead of trying to resuscitate his girlfriend (and mother of his child), he assumed that she was probably dead, dragged her into the driver seat and blamed the crash on her.

Ricco Rodriguez is an Ultimate Fighter whom held the championship title in 2003 and got suspended in 2006 for drug use. Him and his girlfriend (who survived the crash) are still together. True love...

Labels: Celebrities, Weird

Jump the shark: Phrase coined in 1997 to describe a defining moment at which a favorite television show has reached its peak, and can only subsequently decline; also describes the moment of decline for any pop culture reference. The phrase, used during the late 1980s, refers to the actual moment in the ABC series Happy Days when the character Fonzie went water skiing and literally "jumped the shark."

Just yesterday, I was snooping around TheSuperficial.com and was checking out their official business site Anti Clown Media. This is something I always do when I find a website that I like, that has a successful web presence. I was checking out their advertising info and specifically though that this part was hilarious:

"...We believe in connecting special marketers with a special audience. Are you in the business of scamming people with a free iPod gimmick? Then shoot yourself in the face and never come back here ever again. Anticlown Media only accepts advertisers that complement our sites..."

I thought that this was particularly funny, since I've recently sworn off of myspace, because of their ridiculously obnoxious talking iphone and ipod gimmick ads.

So, I was catching up on my trashy celebrity gossip on The Superficial today and guess what I saw! A large, gimmicky ipod scam advertisement. Ha.

Labels: Celebrities, Funny, Geeky Stuff

Here is a video of Travis Barkers remix of Soulja Boy's song "Crank That":

Even though I never liked Blink 182, you just can't deny that Travis Barker is a talented drummer...;)

Labels: Celebrities, Music, Videos

Here is a hilarious spoof of Britney Spears' big come back performance. I find it especially funny because I was just talking to someone about how over medicated America is today...haha



Is it bad that the guy (Greg Scarnici) that spoofed Britney has a way nicer body then her?!

Labels: Celebrities, Funny, Videos

Oh my. Here is the big Britney Spears "comeback" performance at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards:


Holy crap. It really was that bad. How sad.

MTV gave Britney Spears a HUGE chance to redeem her career by being the OPENING act for one of the biggest awards shows and she stumbled around the stage in an outfit she really shouldn't being wearing and sort of tried to lip-synch. Proceed to Insert nails in to career coffin...

Honestly I think the funniest part is when the cameras pan to the audience (P-Diddy, 50-Cent, Rhianna, etc) and they're all looking around like Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out and yell, "Y'ALL GOT PUNK'D!". Unfortunately it wasn't a joke. Yikes.

Here's a video of Britneys VMA performance in 2000. Big difference...

Labels: Celebrities, Videos

The song "Dick in a Box" just won an Emmy:

The song was actually made as a Saturday Night Live skit, which is so so so funny, but it's almost as funny that it won a serious music award. "Dick in a Box" won a Creative Arts Emmy for Outstanding Original Music And Lyrics. Awesome...haha.

The music and lyrics of "Dick in a Box" are by Justin Timberlake (music & lyrics), Jorma Taccone (music & lyrics), Katreese Barnes (music), Asa Taccone (music), Akiva Schaffer (lyrics), Andy Samberg (lyrics).

Labels: Celebrities, Funny, Videos

I'm totally addicted to celebrity crack. "Celebrity crack" consists of celeb gossip websites that dish the dirt on the latest retarded antics of famous people (TMZ.com, popsugar.com, thehollywoodgossip.com, thesuperficial.com, etc). I don't even know why it's so entertaining to me. I don't watch TV, I rarely watch movies, I can't stand Hollywood clubs where you have to wait in line to get in and pay a few hundred dollars for a VIP table (can you say "sucker"?). Quite honestly, I wouldn't even know who any of these "celebrities" were if it wern't for the gossip mags/websites. It's like a train wreck, you don't want to look, but if you do, you can't look away...

Any how, I spent a couple of hours today researching advertising on these celebrity sites for one of my stores (we share the same demographic) and I got distracted by a couple of things...

Britney Spears' Ass:
Okay, I've been known to wear some short skirts, but I mean, COME ON, Britney:




Britney Spears is wearing a shirt, with no pants and knee high boots while shopping in Hollywood...Hmmm...Apparently she is on some REALLY good meds.

Heidi Montag's Butterface:
I know, I know, I know. Totally not nice. But Heidi Montag is the epitome of the term "butterface" (For those of you that don't know what "butterface" means, everything is good but-her-face).

Heidi Montag is some chick on the MTV reality show "The Hills", which I've never seen, but apparently it's popular. The boob job and nose job didn't really help Heidi out much, but she does have a really cute butt. And it's only $80 per month to advertise on Heidi's official blog, so hopefully she can at least drive traffic...haha.

Sorry, I know. Totally bad.

Labels: Celebrities

Singer Amy Winehouse recently overdosed on ketamine, cocaine, ecstasy and heroine (seems like a reasonable mix to me. If you have a death wish...). Apparently she down with crack too.

Really? Amy Winehouse does DRUGS?! What a shocker...

Perhaps the 30lbs she's lost should have thrown up a red flag...

Any how, she's now bouncing in and out of "rehab" like every other celebrity that likes to party. Hopefully she can get it together, since she is a very talented singer...

Labels: Celebrities, Health

Madonna really is truely a badass. The fact that she has remained on top of her game for 20+ years is something that I can't say I've seen ANY other artist do. She has reinvented herself and her music so many times, but each change has been totally appropriate and still "Madonna".

Check out her "Like a Virgin" video from the 80's:


Now check out Madonna performing "Like a Virgin" on her latest tour:

Labels: Celebrities, Videos

The most important beauty secret used by all major celebrities? A good photoshop artist.

On the left is Redbook magazine's cover featuring a "picture" of Faith Hill and on the right is the actual photo:

Labels: Celebrities, Technology

Labels: Celebrities, Music

See! I told you Bill Gates was a criminal!!

Labels: Celebrities, Funny, The Justice System

Okay, I'm thoroughly confused. For months, people have been buzzing and blogging about Daniel Radcliffe (a.k.a. Harry Potter) starring in the play "Equus". The big deal is that Harry Potter actor, Daniel Radcliffe, is sheding his squeaky clean image and he's appearing nude in this play. Oh, and "Equus" is a play about Daniel's character's erotic obsession with horses.

Labels: Celebrities, Weird

I just saw this video of Anna Nicole Smith, 8 months prego, in clown face paint and totally whacked out of her mind. Her lawyer, Howard K Stern is shooting the video, making Anna look like even more of an idiot and verbally relishing how much money the video would make. Oh, and here's the interview that Howard was paid $1Million for:


Come on Howard, you got a million bucks for that. Don't you think you could muster up more then a few fake sobs and one tiny tear?! What a piece of shit...

Labels: Celebrities

I just stumbled upon this cool face recognition site, MyHeritage.com. You can upload a picture of your face and it will tell you what celebrity you look like. Apparently my face is a 71% match to Kate Hudson. Who do you look like?

Edit: Damn, I look tired in that picture! That was a pic from a trip to Washington DC and I has some serious jet lag...haha

Labels: Celebrities

Well, looks like my brother is famous again. My mom just emailed me this scan from the August 2006 Wired Magazine:

Labels: Celebrities, Family

And no, I'm like totally not even talking about just the color...Pink the singer, silly. Teehee...

Seriously though, what a hilarious video.

Labels: Celebrities, Funny, Videos

Dude, what the fuck kind of budget plastic surgeon did Heidi Fleiss go to?! Didn't getting bitchslapped by Tom Sizemore fatten her lips enough? Apparently not because it looks like Heidi found a coupon for the world worst plastic surgeon and had him pump WAY too much collegan into her lips.

Labels: Celebrities